I'm turning even older today!! At exactly 5:09 I was removed from my mom's stomach (I was a fat baby XD).

I caused my poor mom 8 hours of pain lol

My sisters didn't cause her any pain. She had them removed at a specific time -_-

Lol

My mom is mean

I was mini golfing with mom and I sucked at the first hole. I went 3rd (The order was C, A, me, and then mom) and hit too soft. My mom laughed, "Ha! Fail!" Before hitting her ball. She got a hole in one and she wouldn't stop bragging. Then when C got mad at her, for bragging, mom got super pissed. She went from being mad, to happy, to pissed in a minute. And I though I had issues

And then later (she was still angry) hit a really good shot. A was impressed, and you know what mom told her? "I just imagined it was Tinka's head"

So yeah

I forced myself to forgive her

Now it's all good :)

Also, instead of using my name, I'm going to start saying Tinka, for privacy reasons, and because my old cat was Tinka

Oh yeah, update on Beret. I can't get him. You have to get him with his bro, Prince. Dad would have been fine with that, but the adoption place wouldn't let us. We already have 2 cats, and the city limit is 2. Some placed don't care (That's why we had 3) but they did

Beret is off the table

But I should be looking for a cat at a different place soon! Hopefully one that ignores the law

I mean, how the heck am I going to be a crazy cat lady, if I can't have more than 2 cats?

I need Mittens, Nom Nom, Bubbles, Butterscotch, Sugar, Sweet Pea, Fluffy, Fluffy Jr, Ladybug, Minty, Snowball, Tinka II, Lilly, Ginger, Apple, Snuggles, Socks, Mr. Whiskers, Mr. Pickles, Scratcher, and Bob! I mean, seriously. What the heck is the city thinking?!

Also Alariwolf1314 just told me to update Fresh out of Friends. Honestly, I might scrap the story all together. I'm most likely going to delete My Girl of Ice, but I don't want to have to delete 2 stories. But seriously, my inspiration well is drying up.

Byeeee