Imagine dating Timothée Chalamet and doing random TikTok couple pranks with him

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Sleeping on the couch tonight

You and Timothee had just gotten back from a perfect day which mostly consisted of multiple dates and him buying you things so when you got back you had the first shower since he had to do something before he went in so when you got out and started to get dressed he pecked your cheek and went into the shower leaving the door open in case you wanted to talk to him

When you got dressed you were scrolling through YouTube videos of couple pranks on TikTok and you found them funny and wondered what his reaction would be to certain ones which made you smirk

Neither of you had TikTok because you both thought that twitter and Instagram would be enough but instead you decided to make one calling yourself @PrankingTimotheeChalamet and once you knew he was almost done with his shower you started recording but made it so he didn't see it

"hey babe..." you spoke out trying not to laugh as you moved from the bed slowly

"yes mi amour" he spoke out absentmindedly as you could hear him shut the door of the shower in the background and shuffling around a bit knowing he was probably getting dressed for bed

"I think I'm just going to sleep on the couch tonight I hope that's okay?" you spoke out as you started picking up some pillows while he came out the bathroom in just his red lounge pants but his hair was still wet as if he didn't get a chance to dry it yet

"why? What did I do?" he asked as he looked at you with a hurt puppy look as he tried to think about the events of today to see what he did wrong but today went as perfect as he planned it to be

"nothing babe I just wanted to sleep on the couch its fine" you spoke out as you walked over to him and pecked his cheek softly before moving to grab the pillows and your phone but made sure it had him in view well you hope you did since you wanted to make it look casual when picking them up

"are you mad at me?" he replied with hurt as he started to pout slightly walking towards you to hold you close but you stepped back a bit from him making him stop slightly

"no babe I just find the couch comfier and you need the sleep so I thought the bed for yourself would be ok" you spoke out pecking his lips softly before heading to the living room whilst shutting the bedroom door behind you while he stood there like a kicked puppy

You had stopped the recording when you got the couch and got comfortable but after a few moments you heard shuffling so you started recording again making you hide a smirk as you turned your head to the door watching him come out with a blanket and pillow

"I can't sleep without you mi amour so I guess were sleeping on the couch since you don't want to sleep in the bed" he spoke out as he moved to get comfortable next to you "whether your mad at me or not" he added which was muffled into your shirt as he held you closer

Once you uploaded the TikTok you added the caption 'many more to come since this was cute as hell' but after a while you woke up Timothee and told him it was just a prank and uploaded it to TikTok which he smiled at you relieved before picking you up and took you back to the bedroom and set you down before going back to collect the pillows and went to bed for the night

Not saying 'I love you' back to him

You and Timothee always showed your love regardless of where it was or who you guys were with and if you both didn't show any affection people knew something was wrong which made you amused by the fact so you wanted to test it today

But unlike you Timothee had some errands to run and said he won't be long so when he was going to leave he gave you a long kiss which started off as a goodbye kiss slowly turned into a makeout session but when he pulled and walked away you started to get on your phone and recorded on TikTok

"I won't be long ok I'm just going to a few stores I love you" he spoke out with love and adoration as he was picking up his wallet and keys from the bowl by the door

"ok see you soon" you replied as you acted like you were scrolling through your phone but gave him a small smile

"I love you" he replied after a bit since he stopped in his tracks as he turned to look at you confused and a bit offended so he chuckled a bit in slight amusement and you replied with a small wave of the hand "ok? What did I do now?" he asked as he sat back on the couch

"what do you mean? You didn't do anything" you replied confused as you set your phone down but just enough to record him

"then say I love you back" he replied as he watched you with amusement

"I like you now go on your errands" you chuckled watching him amused as well making him sigh and set his stuff on the nearby table and waited for you "babe just go damn" you spoke out with a laugh

"I will when you say I love you back" he spoke out with a cocky grin making you both have a staring contest for a little bit before you pulled your phone back up making him smile his pearly whites before moving closer to you so he was hovering over you "say it" he replied in a husky voice he slowly ran his hands up your sides lightly

"I love you I hope you have a nice day out" you replied blushing darkly as you looked up at him making him smirk as he kissed you sweetly

"now that wasn't so hard now was it?" he spoke with a slight purr before pecking your lips again then pulled away to grab his things and headed out while you stayed there breathless and flustered as you watched him leave unfazed about what he did

After you uploaded the TikTok you cut the making out part from it for reasons on his side but just as he was uploaded you get a text off Timothee since he subscribed to the channel to see the uploads

You Timothee

Are we really going to keep doing this baby? I'm going to be wary about what you're doing now

No comment

Calling him by his first name

After the first few months of dating him you had worked out some nicknames for him and it soon turned into you trying to find good ones besides the usual while he had all these good French names so you decided after 3 months since the last prank to mess with him while he was having company over

While Timothee and his guests Armie and his wife was in the kitchen having a take they could hear you call for him by his name but not a nickname from a random room in the house while recording his reaction but he stayed in the kitchen concerned

"what did you do?" Armie asked as he looked at him with a chuckle

"probably nothing? why do you assume he's done something?" his wife asked as he looked between the boys making her look confused as she was used to calling Armie by his proper name and a nickname but it was always a nickname than his real one

"it's just a thing we have with us boys/men" Armie chuckled as he pecked her cheek softly as they heard you call him again by his name

"I didn't do anything..." he replied as he slowly set the mug down of coffee in front of Armie before leaving to where you were but walked into the room to see you back facing him at the mirror "sorry for whatever I did ill make it up to you" he spoke out as he wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed your neck softly

"you didn't do anything I was wondering if this shirt is ok with these jeans since you're a fashion icon" you replied softly as you moved to run your hand through his hair softly which he hummed in response too since he likes you running your hand through his hair

"then why call me by my name and not a nickname mi amour" he whispered into your neck as he looked up from your neck to meet your eyes with his doe eyes

"I wanted to see if you would still respond to me if I used it or not" you replied with a small chuckle but he clicked on something as he stood up and looked around for your phone and saw it flat on the bed making him suspicious but smiled a bit when he found nothing

"well, I came and yes it does you look cute Mon Cheri" he replied as he kissed you softly before leaving the room back to his guest but you smirked as you grabbed your actual phone that was somewhere else and uploaded the video which earned and 'oh my god' in the distance making you giggle more at his reaction

Sending him a dirty text

Timothée was out at the Oscars which you didn't come to since you were in a different country visiting family so you were both constantly texting each other if you guys weren't busy so when the Oscars were on you were watching them in your room while everyone was asleep since it was late at night

The last time you texted him was when he was getting dressed for the Oscars but he didn't tell you what he was wearing knowing you were going to be watching it and send him a text about it while he was out and about with the cameras and when the time came you smirked a bit and started recording the walk in but at the same time of you recording him you texted him

(What he wore)

You

Babe if I knew you were wearing that to the Oscars I would've insisted to come with you more but then again I wouldn't be able to keep my hands to myself because all I would want to do is run my hands down your chest while leaving soft kisses on your neck as I feel you slowly getting hard under me

After a few moments of texting him that he pulled out his phone when he wasn't getting pictures taken and read the messages making him blush on live tv but he looked at one of the main camera's licking his lips while shaking his head amused but embarrassed that you sent him that

Timothee

Oh, you are so going to pay for that Mon Cheri just wait till I physically get back to you

You watched him put his phone back in his pocket and did a few more pictures before he went inside while you went to upload the video thanking the gods that you couldn't show the text messages for the challenge but when he got in and instead of seating at his seat he went to the bathroom and called you to help with his situation that you caused him luckily he didn't miss anything important

Rejected holding hands

In the car

You and Timothee were driving to a dinner reservation that he had book on his first week back from filming 'Call me by your name' and as he drives he always has his hand on your thigh or holding your hand so you started recording while holding back a laugh as you pushed it away

You could feel him look at you briefly confused as he put his hand back on your leg but it was a lot higher than before making your push it off again with a bit more force but not enough to symbolize you were mad at him

"do you not want my hand there?" he asked cutely as he turned to look at you when you got to the lights but you didn't answer him but just looked out the window making him frown slightly so he moved to hold your hand which you accepted at first before rejecting it a few times "just let me hold you!" he shouted back amused before you both burst out laughing at his reaction

"sorry baby" you replied when he started driving again making you stop the recording and kissed his had sweetly making him smile as he pulled it closer to himself and kissed your hand sweetly too

In the house

As you were scrolling through YouTube you saw that some were on videogames too but you don't normally hold his hand when he games your legs are mainly on him since you normally are on your phone or reading one of his many scripts or books

So today you were laying on the couch on your phone with your legs on his lap with his arms resting on them but when loading screens came up he moved his hand to rub against your leg softly to know that he is acknowledging your there but you decided to record him

At first you motioned to what he was doing subtly before moving your legs which he found confusing as he held your legs back on his lap not caring if he died or not

"Mon Cheri leave them there" he replied not looking at you as he kept a firm grip on your legs but not enough to hurt you and you didn't reply as you held back a laugh so he turned to look at you

"what?" you replied with a small much needed chuckle as you watched him give you a look of realization

"your recording me again aren't you?" he asked as you shook your head in reply as you moved your phone slightly but he knew better as he threw his controller on the other side of the couch and moved to hover over you and threw your phone to where his controller was

"what the hell Tim" you spoke out looking up at him as he looked down at you with a smirk

"now you have my attention what do you need" he said softly before kissing you sweetly for a few moments

"nothing but I appreciated the kisses though" you replied as you leaned up slightly and kissed him sweetly again

"women..." he joked as he kissed your nose cutely before going back to his game but handed you your phone back and edited it down slightly before uploading it

Wiping away his kisses

Timothee had been away for 2 months filming his movie and so when he came back he was super affectionate and clingy and you hated being that person to ruin his mood so when he came in and pulled you into his lap

"hey baby" you replied as you leaned into him causing him to smile brightly after he gave you a small jumpscare since you didn't realize he was there since you were scrolling through TikTok for any new ideas so you subconsciously pressed the button to record

"hello mi amour" he replied as he pecked your cheek and you wiped it slightly off making him pout

"what baby?" you whispered as you turned to him giving him a puppy dog look while he shifted your position on his lap so that he could see your face better but soon noticed the camera but didn't seem to bothered by it this time since he just wanted your love

"don't do that" he replied as he kissed your cheek again making you do the same making him frown more which made you giggle slightly

"do what?" you asked confused as he kissed your neck softly and you wiped it off making him pull away from you upset

"I miss you and I want to shower you in love" he whined slightly as he continued to kiss your face and neck making you chuckle since he moved so that he was hovering over you while showering you in kisses not giving you time to stop and wipe them off so he continued till you gave in and kissed him back while also hoping you stopped the recording since you did it blindly and set it to the side and made out with him giving him all the attention he needed

Later on in the day you uploaded the video with the quote 'how needy Timothee is when he is away from me too long with filming🥺'