Diana:
Doctor, I have something to tell you.

You:
*looking at something on one of the monitors* What do you want to tell me Diana?

Diana takes a deep breath and goes to tell you something that's gonna change your life forever.

Diana:
Do you remember when you and I made love together for the first time?

You:
*looks at her* Yeah? What about it?

Diana:
After you 'died' I became pregnant with your son, Peter. But I used the TARDIS to give him to Mary and Richard Parker so that way your enemies could never get to him.

You just stand there looking at her trying to find the correct words to say.

You:
How old is he?

Diana:
It's 2016, so he's about 15 to 16 years old.

You:
I want to meet Peter and show him what it's like being a Timelord.

Diana:
He has your eyes, hair color, and your wit. Stark is calling him his 'pet project'.

You:
I assume that this happens during the Sokovia Accords dispute, correct?

She nods as you grab the lever and pull down and up and the old girl starts a chorus for Germany in an Airport.

Both you and your lover step out to see Stark and Rogers talking about.

You:
Tony, Steve, what the hell is going on?

Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos! *Peter shoots a web, stealing Steve's shield and binding his hands* Nice job, kid.

Peter:
Thanks. Well, I could've stuck the landing a little better. It's just the new suit… Well, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's-It's perfect. Thank you.

Elsewhere Wanda Maximoff smiles at the teenage Spider.

Tony:
Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.

Peter:
Okay. Cap… Captain. Big fan, I'm Spider-Man.

Tony:
Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just…

Peter:
Hey, everyone.

You/Diana:
Hello.

Tony:
… good job.

Steve:
You've been busy.

Tony:
And you've been a complete idiot. Dragging in Clint. 'Rescuing' Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave, a safe place. I'm trying to keep… I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.

Steve:
You did that when you signed.

Tony:
Alright, We're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over, you're gonna come with us. NOW! Because it's us! Or a squad of J-SOC guys… with no compunction about being impolite. *Steve looks aside* Come on.

You:
What the hell happened while I was stuck in space?

It was then that everyone realised that you and Diana were there and look at you two.

Tony:
There you are, Doctor. Can you please explain Rogers that Barnes needs to be taken in.

You:
Ok, I need to know exactly what happened in the time span of my ass returning.

Steve and Stark go on to explain what exactly happened on the Lagos mission.

You:
Tony..... you really think that Bucky would do that? He's a soldier from the Second World War, they were taught in boot camp to never take the life of an innocent civilian, whether it be a king of a nation or just a regular every day person.

Steve/Bucky:
Thank you, Doctor.

Tony:
If I recall correctly, Barnes nearly took Roger’s life as well as innocent people when Fury was gone.

You:
That was because he was a sleeper agent for Hydra!

Diana:
And if I remember correctly Tony, you and Steve had a falling out during Vision's creation?

Sam:
*comms* We found it. Their Quinjet's in hanger five, north runway.

Steve:
*Steve holds his hands up and Clint shoots the web off* Alright, Lang.

Peter:
Hey, guys, something…

James:
Whoa. What-What the hell was that?

Scott:
*he retrieves Steve's shield* I believe this is yours, Captain America.

Tony:
Oh, great. Alright, there's two on the parking deck. One of them's Maximoff, I'm gonna grab her. Rhodey, you want to take Cap.

James:
Got two in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes.

T'Challa:
Barnes is mine!

Peter:
Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?

Tony:
What we discussed. Keep your distance. Web 'em up.

Peter:
Okay, copy that!

T'Challa:
Move, Captain. I won't ask a second time.

Scott:
*he faces Natasha* Look, I really don't want to hurt you.

Natasha:
I wouldn't stress about it.

She kicks him in the groin and he miniaturizes, throwing her head over heels. She zapps him off her wrist and he slams into a nearby truck, laving a small dent.

Bucky:
*In the termianal* What the hell is that?

Sam:
Everyone's got a gimmick now.

Peter swings through the glass wall and kicks Sam backwards. Bucky throws a punch, Peter catches his fist.

Peter:
You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude! *Sam hits Peter* You have the right to remain silent!

Mid air Peter fends Sam off, then swings after him using his webs.

Iron Man shoots rockets that explode just beyond Clint and Wanda, Steve fights hand to hand with T'Challa. War Machine locks on.

James:
Sorry, Cap. This won't kill you but it ain't gonna tickle either.

He smacks Steve's shield with a mace.

Tony:
*hovering above the ground* Wanda, I think you hurt Vision's feelings.

Wanda:
You locked me in my room.

Tony:
Okay. First, that's an exaggeration. Second, I did it to protect you. Hey, Clint.

Clint:
Hey, man.

Tony:
Clearly, retirement doesn't suit you. You got tired of shooting golf.

Clint:
Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss. He fires an arrow which Tony deflects.

Tony:
First time for everything.

Clint:
Made you look.

Suddenly a car slams past Iron Man. He looks up as dozens more come crashing down. Wanda rows her glowing hands until Iron Man is buried under a pile of cars.

FRIDAY:
Multiple contusions detected.

Tony:
Yeah, I detected that too.

Peter swings through the rafters in the terminal, chasing Sam who flies backwards firing shots. Peter stops on a high beam.

Peter:
Oh god. *Bucky throws something at him* Hey buddy, I think you lost this!

Peter throws it back. Sam kicks him off the beam and Peter fires a web which sends Sam crashing to the floor. Peter webs Sam's wrist to a blacony railing.

Peter:
Those wings carbon fiber?

Sam:
Is this stuff coming out of you?

Peter:
That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that's awesome, man.

Sam:
I don't know if you've been a fight before but there's usually not this much talking.

Peter:
Alright, sorry, my bad.

He swings down and Bucky jumps in the way. Bucky and Sam fall through the glass down onto the next floor and Peter webs them.

Peter:
Guys, look. I'd love to keep this up but I've only got one job here today and I gotta impress Mr. Stark, so, lm really sorry. *Redwing drags Peter through the glass wall* Wwahhhh!

Bucky:
You couldn't have done that earlier?

Sam:
I hate you.

Outside Steve kicks War Machine out of the air, then sends T'Challa reeling. War Machine's mace is broken.

James:
Great.

Scott:
Hey, Cap, heads up!

He throws Steve a miniature truck.

Scott:
Throw it at this. Now!

Steve throws it and the truck enlarges, tumbling towards War Machine.

James Rhodes: Oh, come on!

The truck lands and explodes, Scott and Steve run off.

Steve:
Come on!

Steve's team runs towards the Quinjet. A fizzing stream of energy slices across the runway and they stop. Vision hovers overhead.

Vision:
Captain Rogers. I know you believe what you're doing is right. But for the collective good you must surrender now.

Tony's team arrives.

Sam:
What do we do now, Cap?

Steve:
We fight.

As soon as opposing sides were about to begin, you did something stupid by having the TARDIS block them.

You/Diana:
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

To your surprise Peter, Wanda, and Natasha comply and stand down, but everyone else still looks at each other.

Tony:
Stay out of this, Doctor, Diana.

You:
I'm sorry, but do I follow your orders? Because I'm the one who told all of you about the invasion of New York. All of you. All but Peter...... My son.

That caused everyone to look at you with surprise.

You:
Did you forget that it was the government that nearly destroyed New York by sending a nuclear missile? Fury did not approve of this! Tony, you are siding with those that care only for themselves!

Tony:
And I'm the one who took it through the portal!

You:
But you are missing the point Tony, look..... two years from now you'll understand. You all will, and I'm not going anywhere.

Peter:
What do you mean that your my dad?

You:
What is non coding DNA?

Tony:
What’s it got to do with anything right now?

Diana:
The Doctor's in.

Peter:
DNA that doesn't code for a Protein.

You:
Sixty five thousand nine hundred and eighty three times five?

Peter:
Three hundred and twenty nine thousand nine hundred and fifteen.

You:
How do you travel faster than light?

Peter:
By opening a quantum tunnel with an FTL factor of thirty six point seven recurring.

Tony's jaw dropped.

The others were either impressed or confused by the situation, namely Steve and Bucky.

You:
Only a Timelord has the brain capacity to think up problems like that.

Peter:
Wh-what does that mean?

You:
I am your father.

Steve:
Is this a Star Wars reference or something?

Sam:
Yep.

You:
Didn't expect a 906 year old man to know about Star Wars, did ya?

Peter:
I love that movie!

You:
So do I!

Natasha and Wanda smile at newly found father and son.

Diana looked at Wanda, noticing the way she looked at Peter.

You:
Tony? Isn't it a school night for him?

Tony stutters a bit.

Tony:
Y-yeah, why....?

You:
Because I would like for my son to finish school!