Sandy: *Wakes up tied to his chair with Nix, Jay, and Griffin standing around him.* What is the meaning of this?

Nix: You are our sacrifice. Now we will spoon feed you salsa.

Sandy: *Looks at Scott.* Did you allow this?

Scott: Yes. Now commence with the spoon feeding.

Everyone: *Spoon feeds Sandy lots of salsa and he is not amused.*

Written on May 12, 2022.