Cyrus: *Reading. Hears Nix scream and wheels to the kitchen.* What's wrong?

Nix: *On a chair.* There's a spider under the sink.

Cyrus: *Opens the door and their cat runs out.*

Nix: *Laughing.* Late April Fool's. I love you.

Cyrus: *Rolls his eyes and smiles.*

Written on April 4th 2022.