No, not that kind of lemon. Get you head out of the gutter.

Twins are about one and a half years old and can eat solids. They are going to be referred to by their real names.

Mark: Hey, I have something for you two. *Holds out a lemon slice.*

Twins: *Takes a bite out of their slice.*

Sandy: * Likes it and eats the lemon.*

Nicky: *Makes a face and starts crying, catching his mom's attention.*

Ellie: *Picks up Nicky.* Why do you do this?

Mark: It's harmless fun.

Ellie: There there Nicky. Dada is a big ol' meanie sometimes, but he loves you.

Nicky: *Calms down and everyone goes about their business.*

Written on March 31st 2022.