Nix: *Standing on the coffee table with arms stretched out.*

Cyrus: What are you doing?

Nix: I'm t-posing to assert my dominance. *Table breaks under all the weight.* Oops.

Cyrus: The one leg was already broken anyways. Now get ready, we're going out to eat with your brother and the others.

Nix: Ok.

Written on March 12th 2022.