Oh yay, here goes running! I could feel, hear, and anticipate my own heart beat.The highly powered energy blasts skated on past us hitting the floor and the neighboring wall.

"Who brought you here, Child?" The Doctor asks.

"You did, Doctor!" I shout back, gleefully.

"No, I did not." The Doctor said.

"You will bring me, in the future." I said, catching glimpse of a rusty door to a dark room standing out right open.I yank my hand int my pocket feeling around for a penny. I felt the flat rounded surface with my index finger."Lucky penny, be a distraction!" I threw the penny right over my shoulder right towards the upcoming armored men. "Toodles!"

The penny exploded behind us; though we got into the room before that explosion had even happened.

"Did you expect a penny to explode?" Sarah asks.

"I didn't." I said. "I guessed they would stop in their tracks and argue who should pick up the rare item."

"Do you have a name?" The Doctor asks.

"I can't tell you right now." I said. "But you can call me 'Ivs'."

"It is dark in here." Sarah said.

I saw this rounded light appear out of no where.

"I have a sonic." The Doctor said.

"Sonic screwdriver!" I chirp. I cover my mouth while thinking, did I just literately chirp?

"I made it myself." The Doctor said. "A rare tool to find around time and space."

"Doctor, she--she--she chirped." Sarah said, startled.

"Oh Sarah, she did not chirp." The Doctor said. "She squealed; I can speak bird."

"I am speaking bird?" I repeat, confused.

"There she goes again, speaking bird!" Sarah said.

I gawk.

"Sarah, this is not surprising." The Doctor said. "Ivs, we'll need some of your assistance to know what the Glorians are planning."

Basically the entire plan hinges on me getting caught.The Doctor slid me out the door using his hand alone to push my back like I was weightless.I land  on the floor face first then hearing heavy feet move around me.Metal clinks diverted my attention up without a bloody nose, and manage to wobbly myself up. I rotated the small button on my shirt collar ever so cheesy.

"Bring me to your leader." I said in the most terrible--and probably regretful--request ever.

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....16 minutes later...

...The halls were so long that it took us 16 minutes to get to The Bridge...

"Where is your companions?" I laugh, and laugh, finding it hysterical. "Do not laugh at me." The serious human dude named Burf Salapander said making a grave look.  "You are alone, without assistance, without back up, without the oncoming storm."

I raise a brow.

"So barf on me." I said, jokingly.

There is eerie silence filling the room.

"My name is Burf." Burf  said.

I sigh lifting my head up towards the extremely bright florescent lights.

Wow, I thought, you failed to time a joke proper--oh lalaa.

"Cool." I said. "Nice Florescent lights." I continue staring at the lights. "...The light bulbs are shaped like ducks." I could really tell that the lightbulbs shape belong to baby ducks in the little kid story artwork. I point  up to the florescent lights. "Duck fans, wow, that is new."

"Enough!" Burf said.

"Nope."  I said.  "Not enough."

The lights turned off and the room became dark.

"Oh!" I said in delight. "I am right about the lightbulbs shapes!" I twirl my fingers at the red, orange, and yellow circles appearing in my vision below the light case. "I don't know about the color circles, thought." I look down  from the lights toward Burf feeling dizzy. "I am dizzy."

I  walk forwards taking one wrong step then landed straight on my face on the floor.

"Stop with this annoyance." Burf said, as I get up.

There are red circles floating beside his head.

"Well..." I said, tilting my head. I saw the side of his face glowing. Maybe that is the lights side effect going  on. "It depends."

"Tell us where your companions is." Burf repeats his request.

"They're not my companions." I said. "I am one of the companions to this guy named The Doctor. Like Doc from Back to the Future with  his lady friend Claaraaa!" I sang the name 'Clara' as if it stretched on to eternity.  "I am a huge fan to Back to the Future." I tap my fingers together watching the bright glowing circles fading away.  "I am wondering if you knew anyone by the name Bif."

"No." Burf said.

"You would have been great friends with Bif." I said. "You kinda remind me of him without those unusually curly horns shaped like flutes complete with holes coming from your head." I wave my right hand above my head outlining the shape of the antlers. "Or wait, maybe sprouting from your head is a better detail."

The room became partially lit similar to a sun dawning.

"Where is--" Burf starts to repeat but I interrupted him.

"THEY'RE NOT MY COMPANIONS DAMN IT!" I shout. "I am not The freaking Doctor." My hands are shaking. "I don't know where they went,besides, they probably did an Indiana Jones thing where one second they are in a room and then the next second they are not." It sounds very plausible to me at the very moment.  "Like they hid underneath something or used a magic magician box on a train that had a trap door below."

The red,yellow, and orange colors had stopped.

"You have a companion named Indiana Jones?" Burf asks.

I grab a nearby gun--woah it feels pretty heavy!--and then shot one of them in the chest. I dropped the gun dusting off my hands.

"Do you obviously want your men to be killed by a girl?" I ask with a sneer. "By a little girl may I add."

"It is only proper to call those you travel with 'companions'." Burf said.

"Every time you say companions to me..." I said slowly walking alongside the rails. "You make me sound like the Doctor." I took a hesitant pause. "If you ask me 'where is your companions' again, then you will be losing another one of your men." I tell Burf in a warning voice. "Bad guys shouldn't be doing that."

"Then what do we call them?" Burf asks.

"The first two; Leather man and cleavage." I said. "The second two; Detective long scarf and heroic woman."

"There's four?" Burf asks.

"Yes." I said, with a clap of my hands "At different ages."

"I...that is too complicated." Burf said.

"Easy; Dick Tracy and his sidekick." I said. "Elephant ears and human guide." I made a little shrug."You can tell them apart by naming in those two groups. Because I honestly do not have a name group for elephant ears and human guide."

Burf pinches his forehead.

"When I get my hand on the Doctor; there's no escaping." Burf said. "Because after that, we'll go find his home and destroy it--"

"Excuse me!" I interject. "You would fail."

"No, I would not." Burf said.

"Time travel." I said.

"I do not see the importance to time travel." Burf said.

"Don't be an idiot." I said. "The Doctor would easily create several paradoxes in where you fail and he succeeds to protect his home." I pressed a button right beside one of the Glorians who seems to be lost by what I am saying. "Do go on."

"Then  after getting his home cleared, I will go on to taking over the numerous planets." Burf said. "The ones who refuse to surrender will be obliterated. Next I will--"

"Dude." I interjected.

"What?" Burf asks.

"Get better ideas." I said. "Darth Vader already claimed that idea. You can get rid of cherished relics to get them to do your bidding in exchange for their cooperation."

"Never." Burf refused.

"Wow."  I said. "An original idea, and you reject it." I shook my head. "You're overusing this important weapon  of mass destruction."

"It can destroy entire galaxies." Burf brags.

"Nice stretch." I said.  "But that is way too huge." I recalled what I had given given Rose. Wait, this brings a really good question. "And where were you heading?" I wave my right hand in mid air. "Before  rocket power was lost."

"Classified." Burf said.

"Naaah." I said, shaking my hand. A lightbulb went off in my head. I grew a wide comfy smile and folded my arms but used my right hand to tap on my chin. "Poketronus."

"No, we're not." Burf denie.

"So there is such thing as Poketronus?" I ask. Burf hesitates. "There is a planet named Poketronus!" I jump up and down. "This means Pokemon are real!" I am hopping up and down shaking my balled up fists squealing. "I WANNA BE ELECTROCUTED BY A PIKACHU!"

 I heard a electrical powered blast coming from behind so best thing to do was duck.

Which is exactly what I did.

"You missed!" I sang. "Lemme guess; there is an actual planet called Classified and you are heading right there to do some invasion." I get up on two feet dodging another blast and kicked a Glorian at the face because he was coming towards me. "Which probably will result in the loss of a thousand plus lives--" I grab one of their guns and shot at the one trying to kill me. "And a easy take over that leads to continuing this flight various planets using that Classified's tech, their weapons, their military, their science and everything!

I was waving the gun around while doing all that talking.

"Where is The Doctor?" Burf asks, in a deep threatening voice.

"I don't know." I said, walking backwards carrying the heavy metal steam punk designed weapon. "Also,Indiana Jones is a fictional guy named after a dog."

"That is just a trick of yours." Burf said.

"No." I said. "I say the truth because the guy who voiced the Dragon in DragonHeart had been in the movie with Indiana." I aim the gun right at his direction. "If you signal any of your men to kill me then think again."

Burf frowns.

"You are a child." Burf acknowledges. "A child who does not know better and can easily get traumatized."

I held up the heavy gun.

"I've already been traumatized." I said. "I just--"  I aimed the weapon at the Glorian, who I had kicked at the face, and shot them at the chest because he was trying again. "--I just killed two of your men. " I had my fingers around the bumpy trigger. "I've seen Pitch Black."

"You've seen he dark."

"I've seen Predator,Terminator,that movie about this K-Nine bred with a lotta of dangerous animal genes and the dog had swooned a poodle--side note is that the dog did not have a narrator--in the bedroom and the K-Nine got what he wanted in the end." I explain. "It is very implied because the ending takes place a couple months after the dog had died and one of the puppies--"

"Puppies." Burf interrupts.

"Yes." I said. "They had cute puppies!"

I recalled another movie about this pit-dog that was working with a detective...No wait, that was a K-nine. Must have been one of the two because this detective had the really smart dogs--no, it could not speak unlike the K-nine talking version--little buddy tearing up pillows in the closet. Also, that one came from a poodle. Yes, I solely believe that whoever makes these movies have a firm belief that super smart dogs should breed with poodles because they are cute and really graceful because of their extremely long legs.

Anyway, this detective owes his life to this super smart dog that took the bullet for him. Basically; the dog jumped in the way. The dog had died in the vet building--with a white thing that I really don't know what the name is wrapped his waist--with the Detective by his side. I really want to bet that this detective adopted the poodle with his new love interest who was pregnant I think by the end. Wait a second there; I think I am talking about three different movies! Man, I can't  tell apart the super smart dog movies.

I saw a confused look on Burf' face.

"Where do puppies come from?" Burf asks, like a child.

I gawk at everyone.

"...This...this....this is an outrage." I said.  "Aliens should know!" I shift the gun in my arms feeling the weight getting to me. "Anyway one of the puppies eyes glowed red at the ending."

"What about the poodle."  Random-still-alive-Glorian asks.

"The poodle is the mommy." I said.

"How did that happen." Random-still-alive Glorian asks.

"I...don't know." I said. "All that is implied is when the scene gets out of the house and the old lady hears the poodle howl. The old lady looks rather surprised." I recalled the end scene with a smile knowing the little puppy is gonna be protecting his family like his dad. Tears started to come out from my eyes thinking of that movie. "I  don't know the answer to everything."

I shook my free hand in mid air back and forth.

"I am a child." I said. "I am not an adult."