Author: *walking around in a manga shop*

Author: Hmm? Haru? *approaches Haru*

Haru: Kyaa!! Finally! I finally got hold of it!!

Author: Got hold of what?

Haru: Hahi!? Author-san?!

Author: What are you buying? *peers over her shoulders*

Haru: Hahi! Please don't look, Author-san! *tries to hide manga*

Author: *sees the manga* Is that...

Haru: *blush* Hahi! Haru is so embarrassed!

Author: Haru...

Haru: Haru is sorry!

Author: You ship them too?

Haru: Eh?

Author: Me too! Especially R27! I ship them hard!!!

Haru: Hahi?! You too?!

Author: Yup! And D18!! Kyaa!! So cute!!

Haru: Haru agrees!!!

Chrome: U-um... me too...

Haru: Hahi?! Chrome-chan?!

Author: Who do you ship, Chrome?!

Chrome: U-um... 1827 and... 6927...

Author: I see... well, I understand why Tsuna's the bottom. I mean, every part of him screams "UKE!!"

Haru: Right?!

Kyoko: Does anyone ship X27?

Author: Eh? X27? You ship them Kyoko? I thought you like fluff?

Kyoko: I love fluff. But a bit rowdiness won't hurt right? *smiles innocently*

Chrome: *blush* but... aren't XSqu a thing already?

Haru: Hahi! You're right!!

Author: The sea is vast. No matter how many ships there are, it will sail.

Kyoko: That's right.

Haru: You're right!

Chrome: *shyly nods*

Author: Now! Let us go make new ships, my sisters in arms!

Kyoko: Un!

Haru: Let's go-desu!

Chrome: *shyly nods*