Author: Once upon a time, in the not-too-big-not-too-small kingdom of Namimori, there was a boy who loved baseball.

Yamamoto: Baseball~ Baseball~ Daisuki~♡

Author: One day, as he was practising by the sea........

Yamamoto: YOSHA!! *ball flew into the sea*

Author: ..........tragedy occurs.........

Yamamoto: Ah! My ball!! *tears up* and it was my favourite too......

Author: But suddenly

Yamamoto: Huh? *sees a shark fin*

Shark: VOOOOOOI!!! WHO THREW THIS?! *mouth has baseball* I'LL RIP YOU INTO SEVEN PIECES!!

Yamamoto: Uwa! You broght my ball back!

Shark: This boy is an idiooooot.

Yamamoto: Haha! Thank you!

Shark: Just take your stupid ball!!

Yamamoto: Well, I wanted to repay the favour but..... I think this will be enough.

Shark: Hah? What are you talking about you brat?

Yamamoto: This. *kiss*

POOF!

Author: Lo and behold! The shark was actually an Italian Prince!

Yamamoto: Uwaah!

Squalo: *holds Yamamoto's hands* I'm taking you to Italy.

Yamamoto: Do people play baseball there?

Squalo: ...................yes.
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Squalo: VOOOOOI!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!

Author: Uh....... a fairytale.......?

Yamamoto: Haha! You look cool Squalo!

Squalo: VOOOOOOOOOI!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME, BRAT?!

Author: Sheesh, what's his problem? Did he found some split ends or something?

Squalo: VOOOOOOOOI!!! I HEARD THAT!!!