I forgot to tell you guys this:

Papyrus- smaller than g sans and taller than you
G sans - taller than you and Papyrus
You- smallest but only by a couple of inches

You layed down on the couch, taking up the whole space and staring at the ceiling. Today was one of THOSE days, you know, where everything feels depressing and boring and your favorite person hasn't shown up to make your day better.

"Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh, why is today so fucking boring?!" You threw a pillow at the ceiling and watched as it fell and landed on your stomach. You sighed and turned over to face the TV.

You tried to turn on the TV but the remote was all the way over at the top of the TV.

"Uuuuugh! Why, remote?! Why must you tease me by being all the way over there?! I put you right here on the ground next to me and you moved! You jerk!" You yelled at the remote.

Sans, meanwhile, had just gotten out of bed and walked downstairs to get breakfast, but saw you talking to a remote and chuckled.

"Heh, are you and the remote control going to be fighting any longer or are you two gonna get your divorce already?" Sans joked. You looked at him and rolled your eyes. "Ha, ha." You said sarcastically. You threw a pillow at him weakly but he caught it and threw it back at you. Then he walked into the kitchen.

Hm, maybe the day won't be so boring, now that sans woke up....

You smiled and sat up from the couch, and stretched out your arms as the warmth of the sunlight filled the room. "Hold on, why is there sunlight in the underground?" You asked yourself. You walked over to sans and tapped his skull.

"?" Sans turned around.

"Why is there sunlight in the underground?"

"Oh, that's not sunlight, that's the burning passion of Mettaton's ego. It fills the whole underground, to be honest."

"Who's Mettaton?"

"Oh, umm, you probably shouldn't have said that out loud."

"Wha-" All of a sudden something crashed through your wall, and all you saw was a pink blur.

The thing, was actually a robot. A robot with the greatest legs you've ever seen. Seriously, those legs are so hot you could fry some eggs on them. And the robot also seemed to be a transvestite? Maybe, crossdresser? Eh, possibly transgender, the world will never know.

"Hello my darlings!~"

"Uh oh."
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