Three. thousand. words.
Do you even know how many times I redid this?
I'm gonna go take some Tylenol now people this shit was too much for my hands and head.
But, it's for deh contest!

(Author Chan actually enjoys writing but constantly has writer's block.)
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(Author chan started on 4-24-17 and ended on 5-13-17)
BTW. YOUR AGE IN THIS STORY IS 19. BECAUSE IT IS THE PERFECT AGE.👌
This is basically almost three chapters​ here. Well, if you want the lemon you know you gotta get me das 1K views people!

You walked in grillbys and slammed the door shut, as a pile of snow almost toppled onto you. It was day 3 from​ accidentally falling down to the underground and as soon as you reached snowdin a huge blizzard came in.

Well, this sure was a GREAT welcoming gift. You thought to yourself in a sarcastic voice. You sighed and sat down in a booth. You took off your coat, hat, and scarf. You plopped it down beside you and laid back in your seat. A fire monster walked over to you.

"What can I get you, miss?" The monster asked.

"A cup of  hot Earl grey tea would be nice." You replied. The monster nodded and walked over to the bar to make your tea.

You sorta had a thing for tea, and actually prefer it over coffee. (A/N: Sorry for those coffee lovers out there.) The monster walked back over and handed you the tea. You smiled and thanked him. He walked away and you sniffed the fragrance of the tea, reminding you of when you and your father enjoyed a nice cup of tea in the morning while the sun was up. You smiled more at the memory and sipped your tea.

"Hello hello there beautiful.~" A voice said. You looked up from your cup of tea and a skeleton, about the same height as you but a little bit taller, was sitting on the other side of the table. He had a crack in his skull, and his eye was gold. He was wearing a black jacket and black pants, with a white T-shirt.

"Hello." You said.

"How come I've never seen your face here before?" The skeleton asked.

"How come you're talking to me?"

"Because I like meeting new people."

"Same here."

"Heh. You seem like a nice person. My name's Sans."

"Y/N."

"Y/N, hm? That's a nice name."

"Thanks."

"So, Y/N, you got a place to stay?"

"If I did I would be there, and not at grillbys while a huge ass blizzard is going on outside."

"Heh, true. Wanna stay at my place for now?"

"Should I trust you? Not a lot of people would invite a stranger in their house, you know."

"Trust me."

"Eh.................................................fine."

"Good. Now grab my hand so we can get outta here."

"Wha-" Sans grabbed your hand and teleported you to somewhere, which you assumed was his house. "Nice house." You said. Sans chuckled. "Thanks, but it's a mess today."

"I know, that's why I complimented your house. It couldn't hurt to at least make your house feel better." You said. "So Sans, who's room am I sleeping in? Or should I sleep on the couch?" You asked.

Sans shrugged. "I dunno, I guess sleep wherever you want?"

"Okay then. Your room is mine!" You laughed and ran up the stairs and sans ran after you, laughing also. You finally reached a room that seemed like Sans's, since there was a pile of trash next to it and you assumed he was a messy person. You bursted into the room and plopped onto the bed, and Sans stood by the door out of breath.

"Well, your room is.......dirty." You looked around and saw a huge mess, and you were even surprised you didn't notice at first.

"Oh, so NOW you don't want my room? After all that running after you?"

"......Yep." You hopped off the bed and walked downstairs and sat down on the couch. Sans chuckled. "Alright then, so you'll use the couch?" Sans asked. You didn't answer but he could tell that you were gonna say yes because you fell asleep on the couch. Sans wrapped a blanket around you and went back upstairs.

~♥~~~♥Time skip to morning♥~~~♥~

You woke up from the sun in your face and yawned. You had a good sleep, and the snow seemed to be normally at average height. You sat up and stretched out your arms, and rubbed the back of your head.

"Morning." A familiar voice says from behind. You smile and turn around to see Sans wearing a apron and he smelled like bacon.

"Good morning sans." You said. "Have a good night's rest?" Sans nodded. "Yep. How about you?" He asked back. You smiled more. "I slept like a baby. It was by far the best sleep I've had in three days." You got off the couch and walked over to the kitchen. "So, whatcha up to Sans? Cooking breakfast?"

"Yep."

"Bacon?"

"Yep."

You sniffed the air. "Tea?"

"Yep. Chamomile."

"With whipped cream?" You grinned childishly and Sans chuckled. "Yes, of course there will be whipped cream. LOTS."

"YEEEEEEEES."

-{Five minutes of using the whole whipped cream bottle later....}-

"Uuuuum, is it just me or is this too much?" You asked, looming over the humongous mountain of whipped cream in your cup of tea. Sans laughed. "Yeah, it's way too much. But we can just buy more."

"SANS! DID YOU WASTE ALL THE WHIPPED CREAM AGAIN?!" A voice said. You turned around to see a taller skeleton with a scarf on, and some kind of a cotsume. (A/N: I don't know much about papyrus's outfit in this version. Is it black or is it orange?)

"No, Y/N did. I just helped."

"WHO IS THIS?!!!!?" The skeleton pointed at you.

"I just told you. She's Y/N, and she's gonna live with us for a while."

"BUT SHE WASTED ALL THE WHIPPED CREAM!!!

"So?"

"SO I DON'T APPROVE OF HER LIVING WITH US!!"

"Then you'll have to deal with it."

"RAGHGGHGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!" The skeleton's loudness almost made your ears bleed. Sans noticed and covered your ears as the loud moody skeleton stomped up the stairs and slammed the door. He uncovered your ears.

"Don't worry about papyrus, he's usually like this." Sans said.

"Papyrus? Isn't that a writing font also?"

"Yeah, we were named after writing fonts."

"Really? What kind of dad names his kids after a writing font?"

"A psycho-maniac scientist dad that forms his own soul in his son's soul."

"Really?"

"Yeah. He's listening to our conversation right now, actually."

"Uuum, that's creepy."

"Well that's how it is when your dad is part of you."

"Can he actually talk?"

" Of course I can." Both of Sans's eyes were golden.

"Oh my Lord he's talking to me in my head."

"No, I'm just possessing Sans's body."

"Um, okay...."

"Oh, I see he's taken an interest in you."

"What?"

"Well, I can't blame him. You're very beautiful.~"

"Thanks." You blushed bright red and he chuckled.

"Maybe I could expirement on you sometime.~"

"Um, could you change back to Sans now?"

"Why? We still have time.~" He moved towards you but you backed up and accidentally backed up into a wall. Big mistake. He moved up to you with lust on his face but you were ready to punch him back to his old sansy self. As he tried to make a move on you, you upper cutted him and he flew back and fell to the floor. You looked at him and only one of his eyes were golden again. "Sans, is that you?" You asked while holding out your hand. Sans nodded and grabbed your hand as you pulled him up.

"Ugh, sorry about that. I forgot to tell you about how my dad has a thing for you, and a thing for expirementing, and dissecting pretty girls."

"He's a fucking perv."

"Yeah. I tried to bring him back in but he was too strong. I won't let him out again."

"Thank God." You sighed and walked over to the living room. You slouched down into the couch and Sans sat down along with you. "So, um, is it true that you've taken an interest in me?" You asked.

"Yeah. I obviously was worried about you having a place to stay. So I took you in. And now we're friends."

"Oh, um, yeah." You smiled. Sans smiled back.

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(A/N: If this was a normal chapter, it would be done already but we still have 1593 words left!)

♥~♥♥~♥~TimeSkip~♥~♥♥~♥

Y O U    C A N ' T    E S C A P E    M E    Y / N .
I ' M    A L W A Y S    W I T H    H I M .
W H E R E V E R    H E    G O E S ,    I     G O .
W H E N E V E R    Y O U    L O O K    A T    H I M   ,  Y O U ' L L    S E E    M E .
I   
A M  
W . D .  
G A S T E R.

A N D    Y O U    W I L L     B E    M I N E    O N C E    I    G E T    O U T    O F   
T H I S    H E L L H O L E .

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You woke up breathing heavily, and drenched in sweat and fear.

Who's W.D. gaster? You asked yourself.

You wondered if it was just a dream, or not. You sat up and looked around the room. The TV was still on, and the clock said 3:04 AM. You got up from the couch and walked over to the kitchen. You opened the refrigerator and grabbed the milk carton. Your mind was filled with the name, 'W. D. Gaster' and you repeatedly asked who he was in your mind.

"Couldn't sleep?" Sans asked. You turned around towards sans and nodded. "Yeah. My nightmare mentioned someone."

"Who?"

"Some guy, named W. D. Gaster." You looked at sans and saw pure fear on his face. It made you worried.

"Sans, you know who W. D. Gaster is?"

"Yeah.... He's ME." And just like that, your face drained and your whole body felt numb. And you fell to the ground and blacked out. The last thing​ you saw were two golden eyes staring into you with an evil intention.

(A/N: DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN IT'S A TWIST! I bet you guys didn't expect that.)

<~♥Das Time Skip Again♥~>

You woke up to the sound of classical music playing in the background. You tried to look up but you couldn't move. You tried to move your arms and legs but they were tied down to the cold table and you noticed your clothes were changed to hospital clothes.

"Well I see you've finally woken up, Y/N.~" A voice said. You moved your eyes towards the voice and saw Gaster, still in Sans's body. You tried to yell but your mouth had duct tape on it. You shot a glare at Gaster.

"Ooh, a feisty one, aren't you?~♥" 

Your death glared at him.

"I guess I'll have to make you obey me.~" Gaster walked over to a cart and grabbed a blade. He walked back over to you and smirked.

"Even pretty girls have to get punished sometimes.~" Gaster placed the cold blade on your arm and you winced as he cut your arm. Then Gaster smirked again.

"Maybe, I should just cut off your arms and legs so you can't run away.~" Gaster said. You tried to scream but the duct tape muffled your screams. Then, all of a sudden, his eyes turned back to normal. You assumed Sans managed to gain control of his body again.

"Y/N! Oh God, what did he do to you now?" Sans took the duct tape off and untied you. You sat up and hugged sans. Sans hugged you back.

"That perv tried to cut off my limbs!" You told him. Sans sighed. "At last I managed to gain control again."

"Ugh, it's only been one day with you and already everything is happening at once."

"Yeah, that's what happens in the underground."

"Let's just get the hell out of wherever this place is."

"Okay, grab my hand." Sans held out his hand and you grabbed it. He teleported you back to his house and you sighed. "Do you have any clothes I can change into? I don't wanna be wearing this stupid hospital gown all day." You said. Sans nodded. "I'll go get you some clothes." He walked upstairs and you sat down on the couch and waited for him to get your clothes.

"Here." Sans handed you your clothes and you walked over to the bathroom and locked it. You got changed and there the other clothes in the trash, not wanting to be reminded of what happened.

~

You walked out wearing a plain white T-shirt, gray sweatpants, and a black jacket. You smiled noticing how you and sans almost matched outfits, except for the pants.

The clothes were a little bit big on you but besides that they were fine. "I guess I look Sans-tastic." You said. Sans chuckled. "I guess we're twins today." You both laughed.

"SERIOUSLY?!?! YOU DARE BETRAY YOUR OWN BROTHER​!!!?!?!?!?" A familiar voice said. You turned around and saw Papyrus again.

"What do you mean, betray?" Sans asked.

"YOU LET THAT HUMAN BE YOUR TWIN, BUT YOU WON'T EVEN LET YOUR OWN BROTHER?!?!!!!!"

"Well, do you even wanna be a twin?"

"YES!"

"Then how about we all be triplets?"

"OKAY! I'LL GO GRAB SOMETHING FOR US ALL TO WEAR!!" Papyrus ran up the stairs and into his room. You and sans waited until papyrus came back with two copies of his same outfit.

"HERE YOU ARE, HUMAN!" Papyrus handed you the costume and you walked into the bathroom and changed ​into the outfit. When you came out of the bathroom, you saw sans wearing the costume also. You giggled. "You look cute in the costume, Sans."

"So do you." Sans said back. You blushed bright red and Sans chuckled.

"WE ALL LOOK LIKE ME! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!" Papyrus grabbed you and Sans and hugged you both tightly.

"Heh, yeah, I guess it's a dream come true."

"WE HAVE TO SHOW UNDYNE THIS!!!!" Papyrus garbbed you both and ran out the house holding you and Sans.

"Heh, Papyrus, slow down!" You laughed and playfully punched him in the shoulder but he kept running as you all went to undyne's house.
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