Teacher: ladies calm down

Boy: you talkin to us??

Teacher: yeah, the one with the black hair in the back :)

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So then our fabulous social studies teacher here,, he and the boys get into an argument.
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Teacher: I'm sorry ladies,, but I'm already married :)))

Other boy: yeah? I'm already married too... To yo mama. :)))))

Rest of class: *goes nuts*

Teacher: wat