This is really late but about two weeks ago our school took us on a field trip and we got to eat lunch at a place that was basically like real-life FNAF I kid you not

Singing animatronic animals
An out of order animatronic behind a curtain
A prize corner-thingy
Pizza

Did I mention aNIMATRONICSSSS

ALSO THERE WAS ONLY ONE MALE EMPLOYEE WITH A PURPLE UNIFORM SO ME AND TWO OTHER FRIENDS RAN BYE YELLING "HEEEEYYYY!"

BUT ONLY BECAUSE I KINDA MISSED MY CHANCE AT MEETING HIM WHILE HE WAS AT THE PRIZE COUNTER BECAUSE SOME TALL HOT BLONDE DUDE DECIDED TO SHOW UP

ALSO WHILE WERE ON THE SUBJECT LET ME QUOTE SOME OF MY FRIENDS FOR THE HECK OF IT:

"I BET YOU MONEY FOXYS BEHIND THAT CURTAIN"

"WHAT IF THEY GET OF THE STAGE!?"

"THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE FOR YOU, ISNT IT (NAME)"

"YOU KNOW THAT THESE PEOPLE KNOW THESE THINGS COULD COME TO LIFE AND GET OFF THE STAGE AND ATTACK US AT ANY MOMENT BUT THEY STILL MAKE ME SIT THIS CLOSE TO THE STAGE"

"OH MY GOD HES GOING TO GET THE KNIFE WE SAW IN THE PRIZE MACHINE THING AND THEN HES GONNA KILL SOMEONE"

yeah that last one was about that guy with purple shirt if it's not obvious

Oh and Then there's this:

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Me: guYS WHAT IF WE'RE LIKE THE FIVE KIDS

Friend: *counting people at table* one... Two... Three... Four... Five...

Friend: six.

Me: ...

Me: well that just means one of us will survive and it'll obviously be me cuz I love purple guy the most

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ALSO ONE LAST THING (this happened when we first arrived):

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Me: what if the purple guy's here?!

Friend (a different one): then you'll say "OMG PURPLE GUY WILL YOU SIGN MY SHIRT!?"

Me: I'll also say "ALSO WILL YOU SIGN MY FACE"

Me: "wITH YOUR LIPS"

Friend: ...

Friend: oH MY GOD

Me: xDDDD

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We're all weirdos

Oh also I totally beat everyone's butt at laser tag