Today me and my friend were arguing about Donald Trump and then I finally got fed up with him so I turned to my other friend and yelled "(his name) SETTLE THIS! WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!?"

And he just paused and then grins and says "Donald Trump..."

The teacher luckily wasn't paying attention because at that exact moment I stood up and yelled "WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE HIM!? HE'S A RACIST CORN CHIP!!!!"

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As you can see I've probably made some bad life decisions.