My friends were having a fight about who knew me better and...

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Friend 1: ... AND HER FAVORITE COLOR IS RED BECAUSE IT REMINDS HER OF THE COLOR OF BLOOD!!!

Friend 2: *not even paying attention anymore*

Me: actually that's my sECOND FAVORITE COLOR YOU IDIOT!!

Friend 1: *ditto face*

Me: but it's for the same reason tho. I love dark reds like crimson because they remind me of blood ahAHAHAHA

Friend 3: o.O

Me: *sees friend 3's reaction* AHAHAHA- i'M NOT CRAZYYYY!!!!- *nearly collapses on table laughing crazily* AHAHAHAHA!!!

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Yeah...

Did I ever tell y'all I have serious issues?