So I'm pretty good friends with one of the rowdiest boys in my grade, he sits next to me in math class and home room  and stuff. But it was dismissal time and he thought it would be a good idea to make the comment to me...

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Him: hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;)

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my friends aren't very good internet people so I'm sure he hadn't heard my reply before but I'm pretty sure that 99.9% you guys probably have so. But my reply was:

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Me: Nah, but I scraped my knees when I crawled up from Hell.

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Then he spent like the rest of class mumbling about how I'd scarred him for life.

I feel pretty good about that.