Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

-Scott, to Gordon, at some point.

*****

Georgia and I are no longer welcome in that particular club... for eternity. Those were the manager's exact words. I don't blame him for thinking we're immortal. In some preclassic civilizations, we'd  be considered gods.

- A very drunk Gordon to a very unimpressed Scott

*****

Penny where are you? This place is too fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with

-Gordon

(This ones a tumblr one)

*****

The information you are about to hear is highly classified, if it is published or leaked you will be convicted by a top secret military tribunal and summarily executed , so no Mr Tracy, I don't think a selfie would be appropriate

- Colonel Casey (to Gordon)

*****

The twins just created a group chat called 'Gordon and Georgia's Surprise Party' then left the chat. Honestly...I'm feeling a lot of emotions, but mostly respect.

- Alan Tracy

*****

Yeah, I've got a sister. My twin actually. We hack each other's twitter, prank each other and other people together and set each other's stuff on fire, we are the fucking dream team and there are no rules.

- Gordon about Georgia

*****

Pick your battles. Pick- pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That's too many.

-Scott, to Kayo And Gordon

*****

Quick Kayo ram 'im with the shopping trolley then chuck as many battles into the trolley as u can before he catches us

-Gordon, to Kayo after previous quote

*****

Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

-Scott, to Georgia and Gordon

*****

You think they're listening but then they just do the exact opposite of what you say!

-Scott, about Georgia and Gordon

*****

Al , this is a big day for you. Today you get to become the fourth oldest, because when we get back, Scott is going to kill us.

- Gordon and Georgia Tracy to Alan Tracy

*****

Yeah, they are the light of our lives but... they also make us really angry and stress us out to no end so as sad as it would be if the twins died, we'd probably have less gray hair by the time we're  30

- literally every Tracy about Gordon and Georgia.