Injury logbook 1
Patient: Gordon
Date: 05/02/2058
Symptoms: vomiting,
Diagnosis: Food poisoning
Treatment: electrolytes and water, he needs to stay in bed
Notes: if only he realized grandma made those brownies... at least nobody else made the same mistake I guess.
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Patient: John
Date: 07/02/2058
Symptoms: scrapes, bruises, dizziness, headache, sore head.
Diagnosis: concussion and other minor injuries
Treatment: bandage up minor injuries, panadol for headache, keep an eye on concussion, time off for about 2 weeks with no symptoms of a head injury.
Notes: This is why John shouldn't walk down stairs after getting down from 5 gravity hates him way to much for that... when will he learn.
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Patient: Scott
Date: 12/02/2058
Symptoms: pain in ankle
Diagnosis: broken ankle
Treatment: bandage, ice, keep ankle stable
Notes: he followed the twins into the jungle, they're up to something and Scott's being a helicopter parent/smother hen... but I'm going to check it out because I want to know why he got hurt and make sure there is nothing remotely dangerous that can hurt the babies of the family.
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Patient: Me
Date: 13/02/2058
Symptoms:bleeding, soreness, stings a lot.
Diagnosis: deep cut on my arm
Treatment: clean the wound, stich it up, bandage it and hope I don't get caught by Scott.
Notes: This is Scott. Virgil you have been caught and I advise you never try that again because you will be off rescues for a month for hiding an injury. Terms can be negotiated.
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Patient: Gordon
Date: 20/02/2058
Symptoms: bleeding, stingingness, general ouchness
Diagnosis: I super glued a cut together and it really hurts so I'm trying to do this by myself and I'm writing in here because I want to feel professional as I rip super glue, shirt fabric, seaweed and georgias hair (don't ask) from my wound, Georgia is here to she says hi.
Treatment: imma rip the stuff out of it and then slap a bandaid on, hopefully Virgil or brains don't catch me
Notes: Virgil is back and has reclaimed his journal, Gordon's wound was getting infected. He had to into surgery to get all the debris out of his arm, also why was a clump of Georgia's hair stuck to his arm... and seaweed? Shirt fabric? What-?
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