Injury logbook 1


Patient: Gordon

Date: 05/02/2058

Symptoms: vomiting,

Diagnosis: Food poisoning

Treatment: electrolytes and water, he needs to stay in bed

Notes: if only he realized grandma made those brownies... at least nobody else made the same mistake I guess.

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Patient: John

Date: 07/02/2058

Symptoms: scrapes, bruises, dizziness, headache, sore head.

Diagnosis: concussion and other minor injuries 

Treatment: bandage up minor injuries, panadol for headache, keep an eye on concussion, time off for about 2 weeks with no symptoms of a head injury.

Notes: This is why John shouldn't walk down stairs after getting down from 5 gravity hates him way to much for that... when will he learn.

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Patient: Scott

Date: 12/02/2058

Symptoms: pain in ankle

Diagnosis: broken ankle

Treatment: bandage, ice, keep ankle stable

Notes: he followed the twins into the jungle, they're up to something and Scott's being a helicopter parent/smother hen... but I'm going to check it out because I want to know why he got hurt and make sure there is nothing remotely dangerous that can hurt the babies of the family.

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Patient: Me

Date: 13/02/2058

Symptoms:bleeding, soreness, stings a lot.

Diagnosis: deep cut on my arm

Treatment: clean the wound, stich it up, bandage it and hope I don't get caught by Scott.

Notes: This is Scott. Virgil you have been caught and I advise you never try that again because you will be off rescues for a month for hiding an injury. Terms can be negotiated.

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Patient: Gordon

Date: 20/02/2058

Symptoms: bleeding, stingingness, general ouchness

Diagnosis: I super glued a cut together and it really hurts so I'm trying to do this by myself and I'm writing in here because I want to feel professional as I rip super glue, shirt fabric, seaweed and georgias hair (don't ask) from my wound, Georgia is here to she says hi.

Treatment: imma rip the stuff out of it and then slap a bandaid on, hopefully Virgil or brains don't catch me

Notes: Virgil is back and has reclaimed his journal, Gordon's wound was getting infected. He had to into surgery to get all the debris out of his arm, also why was a clump of Georgia's hair stuck to his arm... and seaweed? Shirt fabric? What-?

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