Gordon: sup mu lovell siblindes (sup my lovely siblings)

Georgia: qe tar crazeee ma twinte re shood pobrally stop drinkub bow ( u are crazy my twin we should prolly stop drinking tho)

Gordon: naagh m steel sobter (no I'm still sober) 

Georgia: heyeah sayme  (hay yeah same)

Gordon: dat punsh was reely goot I'n gonya get some moor (that punch was rlly good I'm gonna get some more)

Georgia: heheyeah shmame

Gordon: shhh scotchy cant no weeere dunk

Scott: YOUR DRUNK!?

Gordon: no erew ont 

Scott: did you Two sneak out to that party I told you not to go to

Georgia: prshhhh noiooo

Gordon: plusd weeere tbot durnk weeere juss sleeohning ( plus were not drunk were sleeping)

Georgia: yeee

Virgil: YOU GUYS ARE 14 HOWD YOU GET DRUNK

Georgia: we dinint het dunk

Gordon: prshghhh wi doo u tihnk weeere durnk awl we dank waas pnunch thayt bernendon gaevee evyreybodee (pshhh why do u think were drunk all we drank was that punch that brenden gave everybody)

Virgil: aww shit brendon? He's got rich parents who don't care wot he does, he said probably made everyone drunk by now!

Georgia: ebrebody shhhhhhgh (everybody shhh)

Gordon: yeah shgfhhh I heerr a shonound is kinda like (yeah I hear a sound like)

Gordon: nee nooow nee nooow nee nooow

Georgia: yeee an eberybrody is pancicking 

Gordon: HOWY HECH IS THE CHOPS WE NEEDA GOW

Georgia: whatcha boutda windnow 

Gordon: yeehaw

Gordon: lesh getouta heer 

Scott: I'm coming to pick you up

Virgil: where are you right now?

Kayo: omg guys u will not believe wot I'm witnessing rn

Kayo: so as I'm on my way home I see 2 idiots have traffic cones on their heads and are battling it out in the fountain 

Kayo: hold up...

Kayo: THATS OUR IDIOTS

Kayo: the twin kind to be exact!

Scott: can u pick them up?

Kayo: I mean I can try

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Gordon: ok so we would like to apologize 

Georgia: we rlly DIDNT MEAN to get drunk

Gordon: yeah brendon said it was just fruit punch

Georgia: he spiked it

Gordon: we are so very sorry we snuck out as well

Georgia: yeah plz don't kill us

Gordon: also hangovers a bitch

Georgia: ^^^^^

Kayo: I'm cackling 

Kayo: I got that all on video

Alan: I can't breath

Alan: WTF WERE U GUYS DOIN? ARE THEY TRAFFIC CONES?!

Gordon: fuck

Georgia: fuck

Scott: language

Gordon: English u hypocrite