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Gordon: soooo.... hypothetically...

Georgia: if someone was to maybe I dunno...

Gordon: be in the middle of say...

Georgia: a bunch of I dunno...

Gordon: flammable chemicals...

Georgia: and some guy was to I dunno...

Gordon: be standing there with some sort of fire device...

Georgia: and some hypothetical people were using watches to text on a group chat...

Gordon: while tied to some chairs...

Georgia: covered in said flammable chemicals... 

Gordon: what are their odds of survival...

Scott: WOT THE ACTUAL FUCK ITS 3AM!

Virgil: just how hypothetical is this...

Gordon:......

Georgia:.....

Alan: wot the hell have I been missing... HOLY FORKING SHIRT BALLS

Virgil: where exactly are you right now twins...

Georgia: about to be burned...

Gordon: to crisps...

Scott: WHAT THE HELL

John: they're on the other side of the island...?

Gordon: I dunno if this is a bad time...

Georgia: but we just got taken from our rooms...

Gordon: and are about to become crispy fried Tracy twins...

Georgia: soooo... could you like idk 

Gordon: COME AND FUCKING GET US!?

Alan: how do we know this isn't a prank...

Gordon: WHAT YOU WANT US TO SEND A FUCKING SELFIE!?

Kayo: yes

Alan: yes

John: yes

Virgil: yes

Scott: yes

Gordon: you know wot fuck you guys I'm sending this selfie coz we need help

Georgia: not because you told us to

Gordon: sent a picture

Scott: HOLY FUCK

Virgil: were on our way hold tight

Gordon: well this is a cause for minor concern

Georgia: he seems to be coming towards us with a fire making device...

Gordon: yes indeed he does... hmmm

Georgia: you remember that movie we watched the other day...

Gordon: ha yeah Ariel the Disney princess one

Georgia: yeah Ariel be a fashion catastrophe though

Gordon: yeah 

Gordon: I mean, Ariel, honey, your bra don't match your tail

Georgia: and your hair? Darling please tell me what you were thinking

Alan: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

Kayo: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST- JUST- WTF

Scott: I DONT CARE ABOUT ARIEL RN HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT

Gordon: oh that was our private conversation 

Georgia: the watch must have picked it up hehe

Gordon: think you guys could hurry up

Georgia: yeah he seems to be making a bomb thing to light the fire in 5:00 minutes

Gordon: so he has time to get away I guess

Gordon: Can you believe that fiona was the first disney princess to have red hair, even before ariel did in 1989? that's amazing.

Georgia: -But fiona isn't from disney?

Georgia: And Shrek came out in 2001.

Gordon: good for him

Georgia: we are so gonna talk about this as soon as those how do I say this...

Gordon: slow-as-fuck-thought-it-was-a-prank- would-have-left-us-to-die-without-the-FUCKING SELFIE-assholes?

Georgia: yeah, I mean what's up with that

Gordon: I KNOW 

Georgia: we are gonna prank Em for this right....

Gordon: of. Course. We. Are.

Scott: were still here this is being texted to us...

Gordon: NOT

Georgia: again. Private conversation watches picked it up.

Gordon: so stay the fuck out of our business

Georgia: we actually mean we love u guys

Gordon: so so much... and we would like to see u again so if it's not much trouble

Georgia: COME AND FUCKING GET US MAYBE?!

Virgil: ok Kayo went around with Scott to go get that guy

Alan: yeah and me and Virgil are just at the edge of the tree line, coming now

Gordon: you might wanna speed shit up

Georgia: yeah you got 2:00 minutes

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Gordon: ok so I have good news and bad news which do ya wanna hear first?

Scott: good

Gordon: I am NEVER doing that again

Alan: YOU RAN TOWARDS A FUCKING BOMB BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW A PRETTY SHELL

Gordon: yeah and I got the pretty shell, the ocean says ur a nerd btw.

Virgil: yeah you got a shell AND massive burns 

Georgia: AND u got my hopes up so I followed u to find the shell and u got to keep it and I got NOTHING, except a burn on my leg and a smaller less prettyish shell

Gordon: well I'm sorry ya snooze u loose dear sister

Scott: your both dumbasses

Kayo: honestly I'm laughing myself shitless now this is over

John: honestly same

Virgil: I'm not I hafta keep them contained in the infirmary...

Scott: ha sucks to be u

Virgil: who do u think is helping me, scooter my dear brother?

Scott has left the chat