Alan: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one.

Georgia: Mood to the max!

Kayo: Tubular AF.

Virgil: Groovy, I hate it.

Gordon: If she breathes, she's a square.

*****

Scott: The next person to say "mood" or "same" or "me" in this house is getting killed slowly and very painfully.

Gordon: Mood.

Georgia: Same.

Alan: Me.

*****

Kidnapper: We have your son

Scott: But I don't have a son

Kidnapper: Then who is this? He's asking us to cut the crust off his sandwich, celery crunch bars and a glass of apple juice

Georgia: *gasps*

Georgia: tHEY HAVE GORDON! SCOTT THEY HAVE MY TWIN!

*****

Georgia: *screams*

Gordon: *screams louder to assert dominance* 

Virgil: should we.....stop them?

John: no, i want to see who wins.

Gordon: *gets hit by a car*

passerby: ARE YOU OK!?

Gordon: please......i......need......my phone......

Gordon: *typing in the group chat* LMFAAAAAAAO YALL GUESS WHAT!

*****

Georgia *face down on the table half asleep*: It is a good thing that we're very dumb and full of self doubt, because at this point our lack of confidence in ourselves and our skills is the only thing holding us back. Because our moral code is all over the place, sometimes we're like, "I want everyone to like me so much" and you know doing nice things makes us feel nice inside, so therefore we will do nice things.

Gordon *also half asleep at the table*: And on the other times We see someone double parked in a parking spot and we're like "Hmm, I could set their car on fire"

Georgia: We won't but We could.

Alan: you guys are such a mood sometimes

*****

Alan: Hail Satan.

Georgia: Snow Satan.

Gordon: Rain Satan.

Georgia: Tomorrow, there is a 90% chance of precipisatan.

Gordon: It'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan.

Alan: I hate you pair.

*****

Alan: I'm having problems with a girl.

Gordon: Like "her dead body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "you like her" problems?

Alan: "I like her" problems.

Georgia: Too bad, We would have actually helped you with the other one.

*****

Gordon: You ever get the overwhelming urge to swim suddenly? Like, not actively but you just wanna be in the water and have some Peace.

Alan: That's how it gets you.

Georgia: hi what the FUCK does that mean

*****

[at the teacup ride in Disney world]

Scott, John, Virgil, Kayo, & Penelope: [spinning calmly while talking]

Georgia, Gordon, & Alan: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]