Scott: I have a plan to get rid of the hood

Scott: here's the plan

Scott: follow the plan

John: ok

Virgil: ok

Kayo: ok

Georgia: no, go fuck yourself

Alan: no offence Scott but we're going to do the exact opposite of that

Gordon: killing him would be so much easier

*****

Georgia: Gordon, why are there bullet holes in our bathroom?

Gordon: I found a cockroach 

Georgia:....

Georgia: then?

Gordon: then that fucking beast started flying

Georgia: well fuck that 

*****

The hood: but why!? Why would you even save Kayo!? You don't even like her!

Gordon, dragging Kayo to safety: OHANA MOTHER FUCKING BITCH

*****

Scott: hi we're just checking in can I speak with Gordon and Georgia?

Kayo: *looks over to see Gordon and Georgia greasing up a fake robot t-Rex so they can "flinstone"  it and slide down the tail* they're... in the bathroom

Scott: Oh... well let me talk to Alan  

Kayo: *looks over to see Alan is now being a ref to Georgia and Gordon's old fashion single shot nerf gun duel because the two are settling a disagreement about who slides down the t-Rex first* he's... in the bathroom...

Scott: they're all three in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?

Kayo:.......I'm uh.... going to the bathroom

*****

Grandma: can you please tell me why you two are so late for dinner tonight?

Georgia: well, Alan told us to go to hell

Gordon: we couldn't find it at first, but here we are!

****

Virgil: we need a good lock on the door

Virgil: there are a lot of bad people out there

Scott: *looking towards Kayo, Alan and the twins* there are a lot of bad people in here as well

*****

Alan: Scott is so focused on his paperwork I could say anything and he would agree.

Gordon: oh yeah? Prove it.

Alan: Hey Scott I met this grasshopper and we're really in love! I need $1000 to Mary this grasshopper. is that cool?

Scott: yeah Alan whatever.

Gordon: let me try

Gordon: hey, Scott-

Scott: no, Gordon

*****

Alan: Hey did you guys know that with each degree of temperature rise, violence increases by 20%?

Gordon: We could fight crime by reducing Earth's temperature to zero degrees.

John: Time stops at zero.

Gordon: Crime stops at zero.

*****

Scott: The secret to keeping your own shirts? Buy your siblings the exact same ones.

Gordon, putting on all the shirts: you idiot.

Georgia, doing them same with a different design shirt: you fool.

*****

A civilian: OMG, It's the Thunderbirds!

Another civilian: It's thunderbird 2!

Gordon and Georgia, over TB2's speakers: IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!

*****

Scott: Does anyone have any questions?

Gordon: Why are clothes all different colors but lint is always bluish gray?

Scott: I meant questions about this mission.

(Tumblr)

*****

John: International Rescue, what's your emergency?

Gordon: Hi John, I'm about to be murdered.

John: Alright, can you hold one second please?

Gordon: Yeah sure.

Gordon, to The Hood: He's putting me on hold, can you be patient?

The Hood, with a knife, ready to attack Gordon: Yeah, sure. No problem.

*****

Gordon: -The Moon controls the tides and the human psyche. Wolves know that, that's why they howl at her. It's a tribute.

therapist: ... let's talk about your family.

Gordon: No.

*****

Gordon : Just discovered a neat trick! If you make brownies but don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.

Gordon, half an hour later: Do not do this.

*****

Fuse: Therapy? Expensive as Hell. Saying "sometimes, it do be like that" at everything wrong in my life? Free as heck.

The twins, thinking about their childhood:...it do be like that... sometimes...?

Fuse: That's the spirit!

Scott: No, stop.