Kayo : You're a good friend.

Rigby  : I would have go with great, but whatever I'll take "good".

Kayo : What is happening ?

Rigby : I think we're about to hug.

Kayo : Should we ?

Rigby : The siren's call is beckoning us to embrace. We shan't ignore her.

*****

Kayo: Small creatures are way more vicious. It's because there's less room to contain their anger.

Alan: That's ridiculous. Name one example of this.

Scott: Wasps.

Virgil: Spiders.

John: Terriers.

Kayo: the twins.

Twins: HEY! WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE!

Kayo: see?

*****

Gordon: I'm the kind of guy who likes to think things through!

Georgia: Remember the time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

*****

Kayo: Day 20 of quarantine

Grandma: *frantically baking cookies while there are 20+ trays of cookies around the kitchen*

John: *pacing and solving his 121st rubix cube, occasionally bumping into walls*

Virgil: *singing "I Won't Say I'm In Love" passionately to a lamp while crying and acting out every single scene while doing so*

Scott: *Rocking back and forth drinking his 35th cup of coffee*

Gordon: *Smacking himself with his text books and having tantrums*

Georgia: *Frantically petting pillow on the sofa* We're fine

Alan: *paces so much there is a hole in the floor and he's stuck*

*****

Kayo: Mistakes were made.

Scott: By you.

Kayo: And people got hurt.

Scott: By you!

*****

Gordon: Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

John: That's the sound of people dying, Gordon.

Gordon: That.. is what forgiveness sounds like. screaming and then silence.

John: ... John.exe has stopped working

*****

John: I don't sleep.

John: Whenever and wherever I collapse is completely up to God.

*****

Alan: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?

Gordon: As defending champion, are you nervous?

*****

Gordon: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Virgil: So it wasn't you?

Gordon: I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still offended.

*****

Scott: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Gordon: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Scott: I did that on purpose, try again.

Gordon: what about we- hold up- purpose?!

*****

Kayo: If you had a shot for every bad decision you've made, would you still be sober?

John: yes.

Virgil and Scott: mabey a little tipsy...

Georgia and Alan: wasted.

Gordon: fucking dead.

*****

Gordon: Ow! My armkle!

Col Casey: Your what?

Scott, sighing: His wrist.

*****

Alan: Words ending in "ie" just sound adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Georgia: Eyyy, homie!

Kayo: But then there's cootie..

Gordon: You're forgetting die.

*****

Kayo:  you can't do that! You'll die!

Gordon: Bold of you to assume I want to keep living!

Kayo: dude...

*****

Random human: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life at the same time but I can't keep a balance, what do y'all suggest we do?

Gordon, Georgia, Kayo and Alan: Quit your job, kill your family.

Rest of the Tracy's: ......? Are you guys ok...?