The Tracy's have just finished watching a theory about redheads being evil and move far away from John

John: Really?

Alan: Stay back you demon!

Gordon:(making a cross from his fore fingers ) The power of Gordon compels you, THE POWER OF GORDON COMPELS YOU!

Gordon: (flicking water at him) I CAST YOU OUT!

Georgia sneaking around to ambush john. 

*****

Scott: Alan, why are there little alligators in the lounge?

Alan: well the thing is that er Gordon help me out!

Gordon: it migration season 

Alan: yeah migration season 

Scott: ALLIGATORS DON'T MIGRATE!

Gordon: these do

Alan: yeah they are a rare breed from er

Alan: France/Hawaii 

Gordon: Hawaii/France

(I got this off tumblr I just can't remember who by...)

*****

Alan: I'm going to tell everyone what you did with Penny.

Gordon: Do it and I'll cut you* Pulls out flip knife*.

Kayo: trust me he will *shows bandaged arm*

Alan: *runs*

*****

Alan Georgia and Gordon sneaks into the kitchen late at night with flashlights)

Alan: (Whispering) So where are the cookies?

Georgia:(Also whispering) In the top cupboard.

John:(flicking the light on) BUSTED!

Alan, Georgia and Gordon: *Screams loud*

Gordon and Georgia: (already running away) Every blonde for themselves!

Alan: Come on not cool!

*****

Alan: Eat shit and die Gordon!

Gordon: Eat shit and live Alan.

Virgil: You two need a hobby 

*****

John: Someone thinks they saw a mermaid and got trapped 

Gordon: (excitedly) Oh my god there's a mermaid (Claps hand franticly) Yaaay

John: Probably just a large fish!

Gordon: ( voice shaking tearing up ) DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!

John: My bad, you go find that mermaid.

*****

Gordon: 90% of the time I have no idea, what the fuck I'm talking about

John: What about the other 10%?

Gordon: Well I'm asleep aren't I

John: I'm gonna stop talking to you stupidity contagious 

*****

Scott(Genuinely impressed): That was a really good idea Gordon!

Gordon(Genuinely worried): Oh no! no, no, no, no. Virgil! Scott's having an existential crisis What do I do?!

Virgil (from other room): Say something stupid!

Gordon: Lets set fire to Thunderbird 3!

Scott: Fucking idiot, why do you have these stupid idea, Why do you have to be my brother?

Gordon(Relieved): phew I was worried for a moment then.....Wait what? 

*****

Alan: Oh man I love you so much

Tin-Tin: And I love you, should we tell everybody about us?

Alan: Not yet

Gordon:( appearing from behind the sofa) What are you two losers talking about?

Alan and Tin-Tin: (At the top of their voices) NOTHING! 

Gordon:(Not convinced at all) Sure...I believe you.*Slowly slides back down out of view*

Alan: He gets weirder everyday. 

Gordon:(From the other room) You know it!

Alan: WHAT THE... HOW DID HE GET THERE!

Gordon: (Popping from behind the sofa!) magic!

Alan: AGHHHHHHHH!

(Off tumblr can't remember who by tho)