Scott: We're back!

Alan: Cool, all the toilets are broken and Gordon's hand is stuck in the ceiling.

Scott:

Virgil: We were gone for ten minute!

*****

Gordon: I'm the most responsible member of this team.

Virgil: How can you say that when Scott is here-

Alan: You literally set the bathroom on fire yesterday.

Gordon: there waS A SPIDER

*****

Scott: For every action, there is an equal and opposite

Gordon, an intellectual: For every yoink, there is a yeet.

Alan: The lord yeetith and the lord yoinketh away.

John: I think I'm having a stroke.

*****

Gordon: Surgery is just stabbing someones back to life

John: Please never become a surgeon.

*****

John: Good morning

Scott: Good morning

Virgil: You all sound like robots, all "good morning, good morning". Spice it up a little bit!

Gordon, throwing himself from the stairs: WASSUP, MOTHERFUCKERS-

*****

Gordon: I'd like everyone to take a moment to think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated-

Virgil: what did you do Gordon

Gordon: set my bedroom on fire trying to kill a spider

Virgil:

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Alan: I'll add to your "a" to make "at".

Georgia: Okay, I'll add to your "at" to make "rat".

John: I will add on to your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic."

Gordon: [flips the table] JOHN, I SWEAR TO GOD-

*****

Gordon: i had too many magic beans

Gordon: i can feel the magic coursing through my veins

Gordon, making various hand gestures: i am like doctor strange

Scott: Gordon...?

Virgil: Ignore him, he had nine boxes of tic-tacs.

Scott: oh.

*****

Virgil: Gordon has zero survival or self preservation instinct. I'm pretty sure he was just born without one

Scott: That can't be true, everyone has-

Virgil: Watch this-

Virgil: Hey Gordon, race you downstairs

Gordon: [jumps out of a two storey window]

*****

Gordon: Can you believe that fiona was the first disney princess to have red hair, even before ariel did in 1989? that's amazing.

Alan: -But fiona isn't from disney?

John: And Shrek came out in 2001.

Gordon: good for him.

*****

Gordon *eye mask on*: eye spy with my little- hold up... I'M BLIND

Virgil: G-Gordon-

Gordon: *screaming*

Scott: GORDON, BLIND FOLD

Gordon: oh... yeah