The first time you and Akeno actually get into a fight. Verbally of course. But was it hormones on your end? Or was it something else? Rage? Could be. Either way, time to make it happen. It was only days before the wedding. And a few chapters until the end of Volume 1.

Enjoy.

~~~~~

This was one of the only times you could be pissed off and everyone knew. When you left the room in a huff Akeno knew and so did the guys. Even freaking out Gasper as he hide behind Kiba. So much going through your head but had to take it one at a time. You look at your friends with a devious smile.

"Titty bar anyone?"

Issei being in his perv nature was over joyed. "Dude for real? Hell yeah. Can't wait. Nice titties coming at ya."

Gasper was hugged around Kiba's legs. This made him dreadfully nervous. He was young and had the mindset of a child but was dense or clueless enough to know what you were planning. "No! Kitty will kill me. I don't like it when she's mad."

Kiba patted the head of the little guy and shook his head. "I can understand where he's coming from. My... I can't put a label on it can I?"

"Nope. It's there but not there. Sorry if I lack any sense."

He sighed. "We can't just leave him here. The girls are having an epic day of events. After your fiancè's results they got dress shopping and a baby shower. They'll be gone all day. I'd say we got to fill the void."

You nodded with a smirk. "Which is exactly why I have enough small bills to get four men laid if I felt like it. Figure of speech of course."

Issei jumped in the air. "Yahoo! Lays."

Kiba facelalmed himself. "Without the strip club gents. Can you think of anything?"

"You know Kiba I think the strippers would like you too. Especially since the day you get married you'll have to send an apology letter to every single woman waiting in line."

"Line?"

"For the like the fifth time in this story Kiba you have maybe hundreds who want your sperm and baby. If Tsubaki ever miss treated you, you don't need luck in the dating pool. That's final."

(Shout out to 4th Wall Insurance Incoporated.)

"Look dude I know I'm a little frustrated but..." You and Issei cross your arms and just stare with a smirk. His walls were coming down. "Alright if Gasper can man up and go then I'm in. And I'll protect him."

"Or he can join them on stage." You laugh.

"Am I that cute?" Pondered Gasper who peaked out from behind Kiba.

"If you become in the show not sure to throw money or throw garlic."

"Issei!"

"What? You want a trap on stage?"

"If it boosts his confidence then yes." You ordered. "But stage involves people. He's shy. Oh well. Gasper. You have all three of us. We're a family. So on you. You want to see some ladies? They are nice."

"Very nice." Put in Issei.

"Gasper if you go I'll go."

"Okay."

"G-strings and titty slings coming at ya."

"Dammit Issei. Gotta say it like that?"

"Why not?"

"Just don't be stupid. If we kicked out guess what happens?"

"Rias finds out?"

"Worse. Akeno, Tsubaki, Koneko, and do I have mention Asia? I can get the pan hit over with if you like."

"No pan!" He flinched.

"Good. Good. So behave."

This is actually happening. Akeno and the girls are finding out the gender, a baby shower, and dress shopping while you see girls dance with no clothes on. Win win. But things were going to get interesting.

(Interesting fact. My old friend has a cousin whose a stripper. Her real name is Ivy. Yeah, stage name too. Guess don't give your kids stripper names. Jesus that's terrible. *Zap* Ouch! Moving on...)

~~~~~

It was outside the strip club called Devil's Fantasy. You looked at the sign and laughed.

"That would happen."

"Fantasy?" Asked Gasper.

Oh boy. What to think. To or to not protect the vampire boy Loli? That was the question. But you brought him to a strip club. Possibly dragged him along. So much for that.

"Gasper fantasy as in how you see a woman. Now guys no touching, don't be loud, and respect the people."

"Awwww." Issei pouted.

"Dude you have how many at home? Three?"

"Yeah? So?"

"Shut up and don't bitch. Like Rias, Asia, and Xenovia can't make you happy enough."

"Well I... can't handle Kitty. Can I handle them?" Asked Gasper.

"That's why you have a wingman. Or two. This case three. Let's get at it guys." You were leading the pack tonight. With two sceptical and one needing to be kept in check this is was the best way. "Alright." You pull open that door.

You walk into the strip club and take a look around. Black lights hang over the dancers, it's not crowded by the girls or the bar. But you were thrown a little off balance. Ecstasy and lust vibes the air all around. And a few girls had their eyes on you.

"Something tells me those boys are important."

"That short one is a boy? He's adorable. I want to take him for myself."

"Whoa easy there. We don't get the first dibs you know."

"Yeah. Fire chick gets all the fun. Although not sure which one she'll go for."

"I really hope it's not the small one. I want to give him lessons in love."

"Easy Jewel. I think you're safe. The blonde cutie though that's up in the air."

"The leader of the pact though, I think she'll take him."

"Agreed Aqua. Emerald?"

"I want the long haired boy. Make him nosebleed. Looks easy to do. Might as well make playtime."

The hostess greets you. "Gentlemen good evening. Party of four?" You nod at her. "Phenex, Aqua, Emerald, and Jewel will take care of you."

Wait a minute. Don't tell me.

Phenex?

Oh no we're screwed.

I hope I don't get in trouble.

Oh yeah. You guys were in big trouble. A heap of trouble. Especially since she got to pick who she wanted. Make no mistake of it. Walking down in pink heels, and actual nurse outfit was Ravel.

"How'd you find me guys? You wanted me that bad?"

Oh shit!

"Hey Thunder. You know in the rules it says I pick who I want?"

"Go for it Issei." You sweatdrop.

She giggled. "No sweety. I had his time this morning. And I don't want Sitri on my ass. Speaking of which I'll let you rub and spank. I want you."

Oh krimany I'm regretting this already. This is karma baby. And it's a bitch.

"Something wrong?"

"I think I'm getting the couch tonight. I wouldn't mind that."

"I can top that. You can have my bed. Let's go." She firmly gripped your wrist and you could only follow. Now it was just the remaining girls for the other boys from House of Gremory.

Aqua. Long blue haired girl. Glasses and maid outfit. Actually his type. Had brains but beauty as well. But her time was going to be spent with him and cleaning up his mess.

Emerald. Strange enough a little bit of all the girls he had a thing for in one. A few inches shorter than him. Blonde hair with green tips, and quite the busty figure. Rias, Asia, and even Xenovia could easily be jealous.

And at last Jewel. Around Rias' height with breasts a Size C wrapped around a sexy black nightgown. With white hair down to her her middle stomach. Koneko would look at her and be insecure.

On your end you have no choice to follow Ravel in one of the rooms. This one being the champagne room as Kiba and Gasper got dragged into the crystal room. Issei to the VIP lounge. Things were serious now. This wasn't a strip club where they sit you down and you watch girls dance. They actually took to rooms. This was more of a brothel than titty bar at this point of view.

Ravel took you inside and sat you down. Locked the door and pressed play on some smooth romantic jazz.

"Oh Thunder do have any idea how long I've been waiting to have you in a room together?"

"You mean I wasn't when I hit my freggin head?"

"I meant in bed."

"I was in your bed unconscious."

"But you weren't ready to seduce me."

"I'm wet just having you here in this locked room."

"I've made a mistake. Can't you take Issei? He's not getting married. I'm not sure about what this reverse harem is of yours but he's confirmed. Good luck on Gasper and Kiba."

"Their cute. What can I say?"

"Just because Kiba and Tsubaki are complicated doesn't mean he's up for grabs like a market stand."

"They're like fruit." She licked her lips.

"Huh?" You sweatdropped.

"Simple. I pick them up. They are juicy and sweet. And I lick them."

"Concern! Woman! Ravel! Why?"

"I have my ways that's why."

"SHUT UP NURSE!"

"This nurse will let you bend the rules of the strip club establishment."

"What does that mean?"

She unzipped her top halfway down. "It means you'll get the whole kitchen instead of a snack. I'm on the pill. Take me. Raw!"

"You want me to..."

She sat on your lap and wrapped her arms around your neck. Now nose to nose as sweat pours down and every nerve starts shaking. And this isn't your first time either. "You... want me to what?"

"I want you to fuck me!"

~~~~~

*Whistle* That's blunt. Very blunt. How the hell are you going to get saved this time around? And who knows with the other guys. The girls will take one look and be disgusted. This is not good. Mayday! We have a freggin problem.

Oh and I did promise my audience Akeno would not be a single mother. And I will have a Volume 2. Let's see who reads the notes.

As always I hope all enjoyed, vote for more, comment freely, and as always have an awesome day cause you guys are the best and make this happen. Love you all.

-Relentlezz