(Thunder looked on the computer and checked her messages)...what the?
(She sees an odd message and reads it outloud) "c a n  y o u  b e  p r e g a n t e?" that's ridiculous, I'm not the type of person to just randomly get pregnant just because someone asked me too-
(The voice barges in with a positive pregnancy test) THUNDER, I JUST TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST USING YOUR PISS AND IT'S POSITIVE! YOUR GOING TO BE PREGANTE!
(Thunder jumped) first of all, stop yelling! Second, why would you even use my urine for a pregnancy test? And third, OH MY NON-EXISTENT GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
(The voice shakes her head rapidly to say "yes" and then throws the test out of the window, shattering it [the window]) YEET BOIIIIIIII!
(Thunder squeaks) I have to call Dream and tell him!
(They say at the same time) YAAAAYYYYYYYY-
(Thunder stops) wait a minute, isn't Lightning fatally allergic to pregnancy?
(They look towards the floor and see Lightning convulsing and gasping for breath on the floor)
(They shrug) YAAAAAAAYYYYYY-
(The scene cuts to a tombstone that says) "Here lies Lightning: I hate you guys"
(Thunder and The Voice appear on screen)
(Thunder says with a bit of laughter) ok, but in all seriousness, I don't believe I or Dream are ready for a child. We would need to seriously talk it over to see if we even want one. So, I'm sorry -MuteDandy-, but the answer is no, I will not be getting pregnant anytime soon. At least, not yet. With that, I offer my most sincerest apologies. Please have a good day.
(The voice and thunder say at the same time) goodbye.