Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?
Not me, I'm afraid to say,
I slept in my makeup today.

But who needs beauty and grace,
when you can have this lovely face?
My puffy eyes and messy hair,
are enough to make anyone stare.

I'm glad you're here to remind me,
that I'm not perfect, oh how lucky!
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
my life is a comedy of errors
and I don't need you to talk at all.

Mirror, Mirror, you're such a tease,
Making me look like I'm in my thirties..
Can't you just once make me look like a star,
Instead of a victim of a freaky avatar?

But there you are, always ready,
to show me all the flaws unsteady.
My breakouts, my wrinkles, my double chin,
thanks for reminding me of the state I'm in.

Oh mirror ...on the wall...
Why must you reflect it all?
You never flatter, never lie,
it's almost like you want me to cry.

The mirror and I.... 😩
It's a toxic relationship