My. Life. Is. Awful.
Im An LPS And Its Awful!
My Owner Is A Ten Year Old
Her Name Is Emily
She Never Pays Attention To Me...
She Tosses All Of Us Around All The Time!
Her Favorite Is A Pink Bunny,
She Calls Her Blossom

Im One Of Her FIRST Lps!
Im Always Used As The "Teacher" Or "Mom"
Im A Gosh Darn  Shorthair!

Shes Always Asking If Her Cousin Lucy Can Come Over To Play LPS
I REALLY Hope She Doesn't Use Me.
But I Guess Ill Have To Wait....

Sincerly ~

Eliza