I am not Ram. I won't use the word 'straight' in the title and add the tag 'straight.'

Before you start, please refer to the chapter 'Anatomy of the Human Brain' if you already haven't to gain some valuable insights on what the human brain is like.

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If you dream of crooked teeth, it means you have eaten a lot of junk food, bared your teeth at someone who suggested otherwise for your good causing revulsion and an undesirable conclusion of lunch or dinner. Or any community eating initiative. And all that after they've paid for it. Their displeasure follows you and haunts you in your dreams.

It also means you are too lazy to do what is important, such as to brush your teeth to keep them clean. And, you lack gratitude.

And if you are Ram, you are also an idiot by default. If you are not, then you are not. You are my friend.

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This dream is entirely confined to the devil node.

The other day, Ram dreamed of bolting away from a monstrous brush pursuing him. Its stem meters long and made of the finest twisted Home Depot lumber. The bristles were pristine white with a bright flame on top. What? You thought toothpaste would suffice? Fire. That's what's needed to keep that sarcastic abomination from putting off others as a matter of routine. I wish it cleans his guts off too. Wait. Shouldn't I say gut his gut and then pun not intended? No. That would make me Ram. And I am not him. I am the angry, wise bedbug.

And as it chased him through the many streets, alleys and avenues, he kept running not once caring to pause for one minute to acknowledge that he was wrong. That would've turned his nightmare into a dream, the brush would've disappeared, his teeth would've become beautiful without a dentist buying another house and all would've ended well. He didn't and so, the brush turned into a broom on fire, spanked him on the back as he ran and made him fall from the bed.

As for lacking gratitude, Ram is awesome! He stops by Wattpad whenever he chooses to, cites a busy work schedule or other pressing issue. He says it prevents him from writing. If that isn't lying through one's teeth, then what is? Yeah he is distracted by a lot, but who isn't? Don't they pull up their socks and write? Or at least what their friends are writing? Ram doesn't care. If anything, you will see him reading all your stories this week, comment on them and then disappear for weeks. This is why I say, Ram all by himself is as good as a bunch of ingrates.

But then, I am grateful on his behalf. I remember how every one of you wonderful writers inspired him. I thank you all on his behalf. Ram won't. He is a jackass.

So that's my rant for today and another interpretation. Until next time, adios amigos.