I can some up my life in one word. That word is . . . . "Life"
"You're bobby drake"
"No I'm not but I did eat him"

Two Half robot T-Rex half Treants fighting each other
That's ok I entertained myself by dancing like a robot and telling sales that they calculated wrong.

Elemental mobsters

Either go on a murderous rampage or stop lying to everyone!
I can't stop talking about goat tongue

At least you don't have the devil in your class

You need to learn to push-ups