If I weigh 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos, am I one per cent nacho?

Would Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

How come your lips don't touch when you say 'touch', but they do when you say s
'separate'?

If it rains on a Sunday, is it now a Rainday?

If a seagull lives by a bay, is it now a bagel(baygull)? (Credit to GlorifiedDisaster )

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?