(Some rock music later)

Piers: Don't wanna be a Fulcrian idiot!

(Rock music)

Piers: Don't wanna region stealing are wild areas

(Rock music)

Piers: And can you hear the sounds of cannibalism?

(Rock music)

Piers: The subliminal mind-fuck, that's team cake

(Rock music to verse 1)

Piers: Welcome to a new kind of region;

Piers: All across the fanmade nation

Piers: Where everyone hates everyone~🎶

Piers: Every gym leader is getting murdered;

Piers: The Elite Four all look like sadists;

Piers: Why does this region exists?

(Another period of rock music plays.)

Piers: Well at least they have a cool champion!

(Rock music plays)

Piers: 7 mons are better than 6 mons

(Rock music plays)

Piers: However the pokemon there are bad

(Rock music plays)

Piers: It stars a playground and a pancake who is mad

(Rock music to verse 2)

Piers: Welcome to a new kind of region;

Piers: Where some of the gym leaders are poor

Piers: Like the one that battles you in a junkyard~🎶

(Music plays)

Piers: The grass one can't even afford clothes;

Piers: And the rock one has PTSD;

Piers: Why does this region exists?

(More rock music plays)

Piers: Don't wanna be a Fulcrian idiot!

Piers: A region that steals its Crap from galar

Piers: They say that in Fulcre you stay safe!

Piers: Now tell me Stanley, how is your face?

(Verse 3 starts)

Piers: Welcome to a new kind of region!

Piers: All across the fanmade nation;

Piers: Where everyone hates everyone~🎶

(Rock music plays)

Piers: All the gym leaders are getting murdered;

Piers: And the elite four all look like sadists;

Piers: Please tell me, why does this place exists?

(Rock music plays until the end.)

Gift for Stardust_Vodka and AlisyaDanAdam