the first part of this rant is very sex based so you can skip that if you want until you see a bunch of these 🎀

okay
so
i have a meme
that legit represents me and my sense of humour (when it's not dark humour or me laughing abt smth utterly stupid-)

while we are on the topic of inappropriate topics
i legit will laugh at anything that has to do with sex (words such as dick, pussy, cum/come/came, ride, moan, thrust, etc.) bc i'm annoying and have a stupid sense of humour.
BUT
i will not laugh or even think it's funny if smo says this while i'm like reading it (spicy scene in a book) or if it's a hot make out sesh
tho i have discovered i get noticeably uncomfortable if a book is saying smth like "i bet your clit loved that" OR SOMETHING
for some reason that don't happen irl (this is so much tmi- BUT ITS TRUE.) i did not laugh once.
i just laugh at the word horny cuz it's funny

also i had tiramisu and i almost texted my bf that i had a food orgasm, but i resisted, instead i said it to my friend

ANYWAYS
i'm just a girl
(here's a shit ton of bows)
🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

now i shall share photos in my camera roll that represent my humour or what i laugh at (bc my humour is broken and i laugh at stupid shit)
(get ready for a fuck ton of formula 1 stuff)

(i send this to my bf when the convo gets sus)

(i have many more but it'll take up the limit of photos wattpad has per chpt - its 20 if ya didn't know)

(theatre kid humour ✌️😛)

(me for my bf)
i also love this word
WHORE
it's so funny

i'd send this to my mom but i'd be TOO MUCH of a disappointment then

i hand this glass to me

i'm fucking cursed
it's hilarious
please laugh

i want to send this to ppl but i'm too scared cuz i don't wanna hurt them
even tho id send it as a joke
i just find it fucking funny
i wanna send this to my best friend who ghosted me as if i was some useless trash bag

me when math

NEARRRRRRR
FARRRRRRRRRRR
WHEVERRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEE
i love f1

anyways
i'm tired
i hope you enjoyed the randomness of my camera roll
and i hope you are not too scarred abt what i said at the beginning-
BYE NOW
MWAH MWAH MWAH
KISSES AND CROISSANTS 💋🥐

(april 17 update: i'm reviewing my lines for my musical and there's latin. be blessed.

spot the word i'm laughing it)