yk that trend that was like "replace all the vowels in your name with 'oob'"
yeah
i love it
i think its hilarious
so imma do that with my characters in my story (by my characters i mean all the ones i include, i did NOT make them all up. only some are mine 😌)

edith snow:
oobdoobth snoobw

van kritzer:
voobn kroobtzoobr

pandora lennox:
poobndoobroob loobnnoobx

zara zenaya zabini:
zoobroob zoobnoobooboob zoobboobnoob

mattheo riddle:
moobtthooboob roobddloob

lorenzo berkshire:
loobroobnzoob boobrkshoobroob

theodore nott:
thooboobdoobroob noobtt

blaise zabini:
blooboobsoob zoobboobnoob

mason zabini:
moobsoobn zoobboobnoob

tanya reynards:
toobnooboob rooboobnoobrds

fuck you conan warren:
coobnoobn woobrroobn

belle oroko:
booblloob oobroobkoob

juno steingold:
joobnoob stooboobngoobld

beatrix soverall:

booboobtroobx soobvoobroobll

tom riddle:
toobm roobddloob

pansy parkinson:
poobnsoob poobrkoobnsoobn

regina taylor:
roobgoobnoob tooboobloobr

malik villan:
moobloobk vooblloobn

i had a blast saying zara's name 
fucking died 💀
please- y'all have to read them out loud. it's the best experience ever.

which was your favourite?
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MWAH
KISSES AND CROISSANTS 💋🥐