this is my interpretations of different apps/social media platforms in just one simple sentence :D 

instagram: make food look pretty 

snapchat: send pictures of ceilings to people you aren't really friends with 

tiktok: everything 

youtube: a bunch of tiny little stupid kids "flying" around pretending to be fairies 

omegle: a place for perverts and pedos to hang out 

onlyfans: feet 

facebook: it's where old people live 

twitter: x is a stupid name and trump is #banned #america #tweet #repost #x #elonmusk 

twitch: gamers. 

tinder: single, middle aged people trying to find their non-existent soulmate 

wattpad: a bunch of underage kids writing smut and describing the dude with a 12" dick (impossible) 

roblox: cyber bullying kids who think robux makes them rich 

spotify: the best music app 

goodreads: in this community, nobody gets slut shamed for reading romance (unless you're an old grump.) 

wattsapp: it has cool wallpapers but people see when you're online and if you've read messages 

food apps: people have these bc they're lazy and therefore pay more (smo once ordered a cinnamon bun which is originally 4 moneys but the total in the end for them was 10) 

netflix: makes you binge watch things you don't even like 

disney+: actually has a ton of musicals but the space bar isn't always the pause button 

any other streaming service: unnecessary 

pinterest: pov: we all try be aesthetic and it's rlly nice but sometimes it's a fail 

reddit: confessions left right and center 

discord: idek anymore 

linkedin: get hired 

google maps: you're either really smart or really lost 

amazon: lots of stuff but not the stuff you need 

duolingo: it's going to fucking haunt you and kill your family if you don't learn french 

capcut: you're a fangirl (mine is filled with mattheo) 

SHEIN: get out 

any news app: you have fomo (fear of missing out) 

thank you for listening to my tedtalk :D 
what is your fav/most used app on your device? 
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if your fav/most used app is pinterest, what is the second? 
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if your second fav/most used app is spotify, what is the third? 
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if your third fav/most used app is wattpad, what is the fourth? 
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MWAH 
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