listen. i promise i'm not trying to stalk you. i'm one of those girlies who doesn't fit the stereotype that i can stalk in 30 seconds, finding out everything about you down to what your grade in grade 2 was.

anyways
i rlly enjoy looking at the demographics because i just think how cool it is to see so many different people reading my stories (different countries, all sorts of ages)

i'm not trying to make you scared 😭
if you know how wattpad works, you know i can't see who's who and where
anyways
i wanna share cuz it's rlly fun

LINKED:

first off. holy fuck. a total of 148, 895 reads? THANK YOU MWAH
and special thanks to those who literally make the book 100 times better with your funny comments and telling me to fix my spelling mistakes even tho i literally won't 🫣
also special thanks to those who literally stuck with me since chapter 1 or some of the earlier chapters.
also special thanks to YOU (i sound like a grammy award person who's giving a speech or smth anyways) i love YOU

anyways (mwah)
that pink sliver in the age circle thing. 45+. it surprised me honestly. i thought any people with decent english or knowledge would get tired of my book because it just sucks BUT THANK YOU MWAH

y'all are literally EVERYWHERE (just not russia. i'm probably banned in russia or smth)
america is my #1 eheh (jk i legit love all of you so much i can't express it enough)
you guys literally are contaminating europe bro.
also eheheheh i'm so happy to see my home country to be in blue as well (now guess out of all of them 💀)
ANYWAYS
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(another reason why i love this map is bc i get to zoom in and out and when i hover over a country it tells me what it is IT HELPS WITH GEOGRAPHY WHICH SOME OF YOU SHOULD KNOW)
MWAH
LOVE YOU

CONNECTING...:

if i was a dude. the only reason i'd read my book(s) is for van, mattheo, and malik (NO I AM NOT SHIPPING THEM MALTHEO FOREVER SORRY VAN BUT YOURE NOT GAY)
anyways
i enjoy making my own characters
i'm considering bringing van into my other stories (not malik cuz y'all are just going to turn it into YET ANOTHER maltheo fanfic.)
this just turned into a rant about three great male characters

ALSO FUN FACT:
i got van's name from a book i read when i was like- 12? 13? and the dude's name was vien? vein? vance? idk. but i was like "cool" but then i went on pinterest and it was like "boy names that start with 'v'" and i'm like "cool" and it was like "van" and i'm like "slay"
anyways
that's how i tell a story

side track again:
when i try to tell someone about smth but i'm rlly excited. i keep on having to backtrack because i just miss details and it's just a fucking roller coaster. like it starts off with me telling one story and it just branching out into MANY MANY MANY stories.

anyways

america is at it again. (sorry if i make fun of y'all. i get most of my remarks from like the late night show talk hosts or trevor noah who literally always talks abt US of A)
anyways
ok
since america, canada, uk, and australia are like mainly speaking english (i think. probably. right?) TELL ME IF YOU SPELL APOLOGIZE WITH A FUCKING Z OR S OR LIKE REALIZED (realised)
and if you spell words such as "colour" or "favourite" with or without the 'u'
ik americans LOVE to exclude u (but i'll include yoU) sorry i was trying to be funny with that mini sentence in the parenthesis

anyways
SEE
I ALWAYS GO OFF TRACK
i'm surprised my books aren't fucking insane (even more than they are)

THOUGHTS OF YOU AND ME:

low key love how quiet it's in here. my introverted brain can take this without freaking out and my social battery depleating (even tho i never interact with y'all in person bc that would be literally impossible)

ooooooooooooh imagine there was this wattpad event where we're all anonymous with like masks that cover our *whole* face but we can like meet each other
(no kids. that's illegal. the app store literally says 17+)

anyways

america got dominated by canada.
i don't have much to say other than "why isn't france blue?"
anyways

MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KISSES KISSES KISSES KISSES
AND
CROISSANTS CROISSANTS CROISSANTS CROISSANTS

a kiss for you
a croissant for you

a kiss for you
a croissant for you

like those flight attendants <3

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