First of all, happy birthday to Phil Lester, aka AmazingPhil!

And now to my height of annoyance...

It was all One Direction's fault. And my brain's fault.

I had like, one of the most amazing (haha pun) dreams of my life last night.

Basically, One Direction visited my house every night for some reason, and I had a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE crush on Harry Styles (sorry Katie).

And one day I was walking somewhere, and Louis Tomlinson just showed up out of nowhere. We got talking, and he was just SO lovely.

We became best friends, and I was walking through a forest with him, and we were holding hands.

We talked about everything, and I asked him about his newborn son Freddie, and he told me all about him!

And in my dream he was getting married, so I went to a cake shop with him and we tasted every wedding cake they had.

Anyway, we ended up back at my house, and there was like a party there with everyone from my school, plus all the other 1D members (no Zayn, though).

Louis wanted to talk to me in private, so we went and sat down at the side of my house, after getting chased by a load of bees.

And then Louis was like "You know Liam (Payne) has a massive crush on you."

And I was like "Oh."

And he said "Oh?"

And I said "Oh."

Then I kinda grabbed his shoulders and whispered "I'll tell you who I like if you promise not to tell anyone."

Louis: "I promise!"

Me: "PINKY PROMISE!"

Louis: "Pinky promise."

Me: "It's Harry."

Then Louis just looked at me and smiled really big. "Well, you should go tell him that, because as far as I'm concerned, he's pretty much in love with you."

Then I woke up, and I was 100% sure that everything that happened was a legit memory, until about half an hour later when I realised that it was a dream.

And I am pissed off, I'm telling you.

AND HAVE YOU HEARD ZAYN MALIK'S NEW SINGLE????? IT'S LIKE MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG. Video attached, but I'll comment the link as well.