Things I say and gestures I make a lot because why not:

~"Oh my ne gouta!"

~"That's not a happy sound"

~"Ohhhhhh boy!"

~"Don't die"

~"I am a birb!"

~"Awwww yeaaaaa"

~*reaches hand out and sings dramatically* "TOUCHHHHH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

~*jazz hands*

~"It's great!"

~"I can rave to this"

(Actually I use that gesture for a lot of things, including trying to look mysterious)

~"Penguin huddle!" (or "Cuddle puddle!")

~*more jazz hands*

~"My precious son"

~"You gotta beat it into submission like Machiavelli beats Fortune"

(Well, I've only said that a few times, and not with those exact words, but I want to use it more)

~[insert Studio C/Matt Meese quote here]

~"It's a party and a half"

~"whAT AM I THINKING I'M MISSING APPOINTMENTS TO READ WHAT SHE STUDIES IN FRENCH!"

~"Oh, [name]"

~*flaps arms like a bird*

~"SEAGULLS" (occasionally followed by "poke your knees")

~"Da da da, we're dead"

~"Get 'im! Get 'im!"

~*paints rainbow in the sky with hand*

I'm sure there are more (like song lyrics? I quote songs all the time but I can't think of any except Memory), but here are all the ones I can think of right now

Most of these were directly taken from other people, like my sixth grade teacher or my stats teacher or some of my friends at school. But I've assimilated them into my vocabulary so they're mine now

P.S. have I mentioned I'm slightly in love with Niccólo Machiavelli? His writing, anyway 🙃 we just finished The Prince in AP Gov and it was super good