what's up homos

i was tagged by some up and coming wattpad user -Satan_- (i know, i haven't heard of them either) so uhhhh here we go i guess

1 | sexual orientation or gender identity?

asexual, polyamorous, transgender male!

2 | did you have any experiences as a child that foreshadowed your sexuality?

i mean yEAH

the big fucking signal was when i was eight i kissed my female best friend while we were playing imagery games lmao

also there were a few instances where i thought i r e a l l y wanted to be friends with someone to the point were it hurt, and i was really jealous of people that were close to them. that, my friends, it's called a cRUSH

eight year old me had a rough life

3 | how old where you when you knew? what was that like for you?

i was probably twelve when i was 100% sure i wasn't straight but i think i'd definitely thought about it before then. to be honest, i can't remember how it was. i think i felt fine about it though; my self consciousness around that sort of thing is something that has developed in more recent years

4 | the first person you came out to and that story?

HAHA i came out to my year seven boyfriend as bisexual over oovoo (DOES ANYONE REMEMBER OOVOO?) and he didn't understand what i was telling him lmao

i later found out he believed being gay was a choice so like fuck him- (hopefully he's changed his mind since then)

5 | did you face any problems regarding religion?

not that i can recall thank god (ay get it-)

6 | your favourite lgbt book?

can you imagine if someone said the harry potters cause dumbledore is gay-

uhhh either the art of being normal or will grayson, will grayson :)

7 | your favourite lgbt movie?

fANTASTIC BEASTS 2-

hmmm i know it's cliche but i really do enjoy love, simon but also does the imitation game count? cause fuck man that shit hits haRD

8 | your favourite lgbt celebrity/role model?

i mean thomas sanders, joan and also my boi ben platt :))))

9 | your favourite lgbt song/artist?

ben platt and either honest man or bad habit!

10 | your favourite lgbt quote?

11 | a picture of your first lgbt relationship or of your first LGBT crush?

i'm not putting any pictures of people from my real life here lmao, but i guess i can find a picture of bloom from winx club-

why has she got a glitter tattoo that looks like it's from a primary school fate the hell

12 | your experience with an lgbt organisation or event (day of silence, pride, etc?)

never done oneeee

13 | your favourite lgbt positive show?

does anything remotely lgbt count here? because if so, klaus from umbrella academy is my hero. also, years and years was pretty fucking gay and that show's gREAT

14 | the lgbt slur you hate the most or if you've taken back a slur and used it as a definition?

to be honest, i kinda hate all the slurs equally? apart from queer, which i use a lot as i would say it's been pretty thoroughly converted by the community

15 | your favourite gay joke?

...i've just sat here for a good ten minutes and i can't think of anything sO leave gay jokes here please and thank you

i tag TrulyNothingEnds and TheBroadwayJay to do this tag if they so please because they both are wonderful people :)

that's all for now, gays

- virgil