May you receive views!
Followers and comments!
Anything you'd like!
Post videos of cutting onions!

Just don't be our leader.

You want validation?
Become a blogger,
Not a prime minister!
Is is so hard to understand?

Everybody hates you,
I bet you know it,
But hey! It's attention!
Right? Right!

Your choices are as good as bad choices!

That includes your choice to shave your beard. You look like your soul.

Our boys won't die
Because an idiot said so.
Go anti-corruption!
Well, unless it's about you.

People are shouting,
"You won't have a grave!"
So turn the globe
And find a place to stay.

You know they'll kill you.

Cowards die cowards,
Heroes breed heroes.
So cowards kill heroes,
And heroes die heroes.

Give us a bad name.

You'll be the one in the museum.