Thor boarded the ship and sat in the pilot's seat.

"All right, I can figure this out. It's just another spaceship," he remarked.

He started it up and it took off without any hesitation.

"Loyal Sakaarians, Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion. Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down. Do not let him leave this planet," Grandmaster announced.

As the other ships attacked Thor's, Valkyrie, Jamie, and Bruce flew behind them and Valkyrie shot at them, hitting one perfectly.

"Good shot!" Bruce commented.

"Thanks," Valkyrie answered, opened the hatch on her ship, and told Thor, "Open the doors."

"Okay," Thor answered.

He opened the two bottom doors.

"I hope that you both are tougher than you look," Valkyrie said.

"We are," Jamie responded.

"Why?" Bruce asked.

She then ejected them out of the ship. Jamie landed perfectly inside while Bruce hit the ceiling and almost fell out the other one. Thor laughed as Jamie helped him.

"Shouldn't we be shooting back or something?" Bruce asked.

"Yes, we should. Where are the guns on this ship?" Thor asked.

"There aren't any. It's a leisure vessel," Valkyrie answered.

"What?" Jamie wondered.

"Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff," Valkyrie explained.

"Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?" Bruce asked.

"Yeah. Don't touch anything," Thor answered, disgusted.

"Oh gosh," Jamie groaned.

They watched as Valkyrie flew ahead of them. Topaz, in another ship, started blasting at her until her ship was destroyed.

"No!" Thor, Jamie, and Bruce yelled, thinking she was dead.

Then they saw her, falling toward them until she grabbed the side of it.

"Get inside!" Thor told her.

"In a minute," Valkyrie responded.

She got on the ship, ran, then jumped to one of the other ships and destroyed it.

"I should probably go and help," Jamie suggested.

"Me too. Here, take the wheel," Thor instructed Bruce.

"No. I don't know how to fly one of these," Bruce remarked.

"You're a scientist," Jamie pointed out.

"Use one of your PhDs," Thor suggested as he sat Bruce down and he and Jamie went toward the doors.

"None of them are for flying alien spaceships!" Bruce remarked.

Thor and Jamie looked at each other, smirked, then jumped. They each took out a ship by taking out the engines.

Meanwhile, Bruce was looking for anything on the ship that could be destructive.

"Okay, come on. There's gotta be a gun on this thing," Bruce said while pushing buttons, saw a big button, then replied, "That looks like a gun."

He pressed it, only for a disco ball to come out, colorful lights to flash, and music to play while a hologram of the Grandmaster sang.

"It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday"

Fireworks were even coming out the back, which distracted Topaz and caused her to crash.

"Yeah!" Bruce cheered.

Valkyrie, Jamie, and Thor kept destroying the ships until one was left. They took out the driver and Valkyrie steered it toward their ship. When they were almost directly under it, Thor signaled Jamie to get on his back. She obeyed then he and Valkyrie jumped in the ship. When they landed, the doors closed and Valkyrie and Thor were really close to each other. Jamie hopped off of Thor as Valkyrie walked toward Bruce. Thor then caught Jamie smirking at him.

"Shut up," he muttered, trying not to smile, which made Jamie laugh.

"Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus!" Bruce signaled.

"I still can't take that seriously," Jamie commented.

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A/N That last line isn't only true for me in the fan fiction, but for me in reality. Lol!