Soup - Roman & Logan
9:26pm
^^ video: 2:23
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"I can't believe I'm about to say this" Virgil sighed, staring at the floor of his apartment, the sparkling glitter coating the carpet glistening right back at him. "But we need Roman's help"
Logan sighed, knowing he was gonna say that. Across the room Patton giggled impishly, he may or may not have been (most definitely) the cause for all the glitter and even after using a vacuum (countless times) there was still glitter everywhere - however, they recalled a few months ago spending a few nights at Roman's house - because he's just soooo rich to be able to afford one - they had a night of arts and crafts, Roman allowing them to spread glitter everywhere if they wanted.
Somehow, /the next day/ all the glitter was gone and it seemed the three men needed his glitter-vanishing expertise.
"I shall call him" Logan agreed, fishing out his phone from his pocket and finding Roman's contact, clicking his name and holding the device to his ear.
"Hello?" Logan called when the ringing stopped.
"Hey!" Roman chirped, "what's up?"
"I need your help - can you come here?" Logan asked, shifting a little, somehow even more glitter falling from his clothes, making him scowl.
"Uh-" Roman paused, "I cant, I'm buying clothes"
Logan rolled his eyes, typical. "Alright well hurry up and come over here" he responded, ready to hang up but Roman carried on.
"I can't find them"
This time Logan paused, eyebrows drawing together. "What do you mean you can't find them?"
Virgil glanced over at Logan curiously but the logical man just shrugged, "I can't find them" he repeated, "there's only soup"
Logan sighed, holding his face in his hand. "..what do you mean there's only soup?" He asked, confusing both Virgil and Patton further.
"It means there's only soup!" Roman responded a little defensively.
"Well then get out of the soup isle!" Logan responded louder, throwing his arm up in the air.
"Alright!" Roman exclaimed, "you don't have to shout at me" he added a little quieter. Logan rolled his eyes, listening to Roman move through whatever shop he was in, stopping a minute later.
"There's more soup" he stated blankly.
Now, Logan was becoming enraged. "What do you mean there's more soup?"
"There's just more soup!" Roman excused.
"Go into the next isle!" Logan demanded, slowly pacing through the living room, his two friends watching on as they listened to half the conversation.
"There's still soup!"
Logan withheld the urge to groan, "where are you right now?" He then decided to ask for some clarity.
"I'm at soup!"
"...whAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!" Logan finally lost it, Patton flinching and Virgil leaning back a tad, glancing at each other to see if they knew what the Hell was happening.
"I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!" Roman yelled back and this time Virgil and Patton heard him.
"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!" Logan raised his voice even higher.
"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!" Roman did the same, completely uncaring to the people around him who all slowly moved away.
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!" Logan swore, this would be the last time he phoned Roman.
"FUCK YOU!" was the last thing the three men heard before the call ended. Logan groaned, pocketing the mobile device and running a hand through his hair.
A silence stretched out across the three until; "So..." Patton began, "we're going to the soup store, or...?"
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Idea from video above/from this: https://youtu.be/72mcTwEleno at 2:23 in the video (timestamp)
9:48pm
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