11:08pm

I really want a ring

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Prince 👑 - Will whoever it is stop making such a racket downstairs!?
2:34am

Logan - I assumed it would be you.
2:35am

Prince 👑 - Me?! I need my beauty sleep! Why would I be up at two am??!
2:35am

emoshit - its keeping me up to
2:36am

Logan - Then it must be Patton. I wonder what he would be doing up at a time like this, as he usually reprimands us if we are up so late.
2:36am

Prince 👑 - could he be sleepwalking?
2:36am

Prince 👑 - Oh, I don't care! Hot topic! Tell your boyfriend to let me sleep!
2:37am

emoshit - guys
2:37am

Logan - What is it?
2:37am

Prince 👑 - The noise has become louder! It sounds as if Patton is searching for something, but what? And at a time like this!?
2:38am

emoshit - its not patton
2:38am

Dad 🐶 - Hey kiddos!! What's up?
2:38am

Dad 🐶 - Virgil just woke me up! Why are you all awake?
2:38am

Logan - Roman, stop screaming.
2:39am

Prince 👑 - STOP SCREAMING!? THERE IS AN INTRUDER!
2:39am

Logan - Do you really want to give away our positions?
2:40am

emoshit - guys
2:40am

Dad 🐶 - Maybe it's an animal? We do have a cat flap!
2:40am

Prince 👑 - of course! Because an animal would be able to create such noise!
2:41am

Logan - You would be surprised. But, we must not rule out that possibility as we still do not know who/what is downstairs.
2:41am

emoshit - guys
2:42am

Prince 👑 - This is why I need a sword, nerd! But no! It would be 'too dangerous'
2:42am

Logan - You did have a sword, Roman, but when you fell down the stairs while holding it carelessly we decided to get rid of it for your safety; I can still see that scar above your left eye.
2:43am

Prince 👑 - You didn't have to get rid of it! She was my baby! SHE HAD A NAME, LOGAN, A NAME
2:43am

Dad 🐶 - Don't worry, Kiddo! We'll get you another sword!!
2:44am

Prince 👑 - No one can replace Zaada
2:44am

Logan - Why do I love you.
2:44am

emoshit - GUYS
2:45am

Dad 🐶 - Yeah Angel? What's up?
2:45am

emoshit - what happened to the noise
2:45am

Logan - It seems to have stopped.
2:47am

Dad 🐶 - maybe they left?
2:47am

Logan - That is likely, if it were to be an animal, but we must also take into account the chances of it being a human.
2:47am

emoshit - well what the fuck are they doing
2:48am

Dad 🐶 - Language, Angel!! Maybe they're looking for a place to stay the night??
2:48am

emoshit - theyre not staying here
2:48am

emoshit - princey do something
2:48am

Logan - No, everyone lock their doors, we should call the emergency services, that would be the safer route.
2:49am

Dad 🐶 - locked!!!
2:49am

emoshit - locked
2:50am

Logan - Roman?
2:50am

Dad 🐶 - Kiddo? Why aren't you replying?
2:52am

emoshit - roman i stg if you dont reply
2:53am

Logan - Roman! What happened?
2:54am

Prince 👑 - I'm fine
2:55am

Dad 🐶 - Kiddo! We were worried! Why did you disappear?
2:55am

Prince 👑 - Sorry! Bathroom break
2:56am

Logan - Understandable, I suppose. Are you alright?
2:57am

Prince 👑 - Yes
2:58am

emoshit - whoever the fuck you are get off romans phone right now
2:59am

Dad 🐶 - That's not Roman?? What have you done with Roman?!
2:59am

Prince 👑 - Texting for other people sure has become harder
3:00am

Prince 👑 - or maybe your all just great friends
3:00am

Logan - You're*
3:01am

Prince 👑 - really?
3:01am

emoshit - really?
3:02am

Dad 🐶 - really, Kiddo?
3:02am

Logan - They used wrong grammar, I corrected them, sue me!
3:02am

Prince 👑 - if you ever want to see
3:03am

Prince 👑 What are you doing stay in your rooms!
3:04am

Logan - That would be illogical, and unhelpful for Roman situation.
3:04am

Prince 👑 - I said stay back!
3:04am

Dad 🐶 - I'm coming too!
3:04am

emoshit - eh why not death amiright
3:05am

Dad 🐶 - No. You are not right. You precious dark Angel
3:05am

Prince 👑 - I SAID STAY BACK OR I WILL KILL YOUR FRIEND
3:05am

emoshit - do it anyway
3:06am

Dad 🐶 - Kiddo! Don't say that! We love Roman!
3:06am

emoshit - we do?
3:07am

Dad 🐶 - Yes
3:07am

emoshit - shit
3:07am

Logan - I cannot see anything, it is too dark in here.
3:08am

Dad 🐶 - Put on the light!!
3:08am

Logan - His light does not work, remember? He used a tennis ball to break the bulb as he 'couldn't be bothered' to get up and turn it off.
3:08am

emoshit - where the hell did he get a tennis ball
3:08am

Logan - From downstairs.
3:08am

Prince 👑 - hold on are you telling me your friend went all the way downstairs to grab a ball then return to his room where he would shatter the bulb instead of using the light switch!?
3:09am

Dad 🐶 - that would be our Roman!
3:09am

emoshit - our idiotic prince
3:09am

Prince 👑 - Now I feel less bad about knocking him out
3:09am

Logan - You what?
3:10am

emoshit - oh no
3:10am

Dad 🐶 - Oops...
3:10am

Prince 👑 - what?! Tell me!
3:10am

emoshit - sorry dude ur dead
3:10am

Prince 👑 - someone explain!
3:10am

Dad 🐶 - We should stay back Angel
3:11am

emoshit - way ahead of u
3:11am

Prince 👑 - tell me now! What is wrong??
3:11am

Dad 🐶 - Well you hurt Roman
3:12am

Prince 👑 - so??
3:12am

emoshit - romans logans boyfriend duh
3:13am

emoshit - someone hurts roman theyre dead
3:13am

Prince 👑 - why?
3:13am

Dad 🐶 - Protective boyfriend incoming!
3:14am

emoshit - good luck dude
3:14am

Prince 👑 - what's that in the doorway?!
3:14am

emoshit - a nerd who doesnt fear the law
3:15am

emoshit - see you in hell
3:15am

Prince 👑 - help me!
3:16am

Dad 🐶 - C'mere Angel!! Lets wait downstairs!
3:16am

emoshit - can u heat up some pizza 4 me
3:16am

Dad 🐶 - of course! Pineapple?
3:17am

emoshit - always
3:17am

Prince 👑 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3:17am

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5:43am