3:33pm

Yo I just took a wicked shit

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"We're going to have to share" Logan clarified, everyone surrounding the small bed in the only last remaining room they could use. It could fit three people in - at most - seeing as there were six of them, this was obviously going to be a problem. Especially for Roman and Virgil who couldn't shut up about who was sleeping on the floor, and who was sleeping on the bed.

"No one is sleeping on the floor" Patton stepped in, "we can all cuddle up!"

Deceit was first to recoil at the suggestion, his face scrunching up in distaste. "Although that sounds like a wonderful idea, I think I'll go sleep in the car-"

"And freeze to death? We cannot waste the car battery on heating. You sleep in here, Deceit" Logan spoke calmly, but with authority. Deceit only rolled his eyes, deciding against arguing. While they all stared at the bed, he plucked off his hat, cape and gloves, setting them aside.

"Roman, why don't you sleep on the side closest to the wall?" Patton motioned to said spot. Roman sighed dramatically, kicked off his shoes and shirt before laying down on his stomach, which made Virgil curl his lips and click his tongue.

"Dude, you've taken up more than half the space" he gestured to the bed, earning a glare from Roman who groaned and rolled onto his side, crossing his arms. "Better?" He shot bitterly, Virgil repeating what he said in a mocking tone to get under his skin.

"Patton, I suggest you get in next. Roman, you will have to spoon him if he want enough space" Patton seemed to light up at the idea, and as Roman was more comfortable with the idea, he had no quarrels with wrapping his arms around his stomach and holding him close. "You're warm" the royal-like man commented offhandedly, smiling when Patton giggled that adorable giggle.

"Deceit, you next" Logan gestured with a nod. The snake-skinned man tutted and sighed, clambering onto the bed gracefully, sliding under the covers that were surprisingly more thick and warm than he originally assumed. His entire body tensed when Patton wrapped his arms around his waist and pulled him flush against his body, but after a few moments, he relaxed in the embrace, body warming up to it immediately due to his touch starvation he had suffered with for so long. Surprisingly, another set of arms found their way onto his body, but they rested on his hips, as Roman couldn't stretch his arms any further.

"Virgil" Logan said, untying his tie. Knowing what he meant, Virgil begrudgingly slid off his jacket and laid down on the bed, awkwardly slotting into place against Deceit who slowly wound his arms around his body, pulling him close, but not as close as Patton had. Finally, Logan wedged in on the end, with Virgil hanging onto his body, he found himself less likely to fall off.

It seemed to be perfect, but not everything lasts, does it?

"Will you stop moving, Princey?" Virgil snarled, groggy due to his lack of sleep. The princely man stopped shifting and glared over Patton's head. "I'm getting comfortable! Something not easily obtained on such a bed!" He replied back in a hiss of a whisper, flopping back down against the mushy mattress and hard pillow.

"Why don't you sleep on the floor then?" He muttered.

"Why don't you?!"

"I'll push you off"

"You can't! I'm up against the wall!"

"We'll fucking see about that-"

"Language, Virgie!" Patton quickly interrupted, reaching over across Deceit to squeeze Virgil's side gently, "must you argue?" Logan sighed, rubbing his tired eyes. "He started it!" Roman shot back, hugging Patton tighter, smiling a little when he once again giggled happily.

"Real mature, Drama boy" Deceit piped up, sighing out.

"At least I'm more mature than Virgil"

This made the usually anxious man snort and stare into the darkness with a perplexed expression, somewhat feeling the need to sit up and glare at the man on the other side of the bed. "More mature? Pft! You're as mature as a five year old!"

Logan felt himself losing his mind as Roman and Virgil went back and forth like rackets hitting a tennis ball, but even after how much he, Deceit and even Patton complained, the two just wouldn't stop. They thought it would never end, but when the room lit up and a rumble of thunder echoed throughout the land, the room fell to silence, the sudden ripple of anxiety disabling Virgil from shooting back at Roman.

Silently, he subconsciously hugged Logan's body tighter, hiding his face in his back. Logan noticed, realising the weather must be leading him to act this way. Hopefully, it would make him shut up, so Roman would follow suit. It did work for awhile, but every time another pound of thunder boomed, Virgil felt his body shake, and breathing become more laboured.

Behind him, Deceit slowly curled his arms around his body tighter, hoisting the man over his body to face Patton who instantly brought his emo close to his chest comfortingly. To keep Logan on the bed, Deceit rested on his back, coiling one arm around his waist to hold him close. In the movement, Logan had rolled over to see what Deceit was doing moments prior, which made it quite easy to hold down Logan against his chest, so he had no other choice than to use Deceit as a pillow, which efficiently gave everyone more room.

The room once again lit up, this time Virgil lifted his hands and covered them tightly over his ears, the thunder muffled, but still loud enough to make him flinch and whimper. He desperately tried to hold it back, but now everyone had heard him, he was sure they would laugh, but surprising him to his core, he felt a hand grip his, stroking his knuckles gently. It couldn't be Patton, and the angle was incorrect for it to be Logan or Deceit, meaning it was Roman...Roman was holding his hand.

He blushed furiously, but in the dark no one could see, plus the fact he had his head buried into Patton's cheese.

They all awaited the next grumble of thunder, but in a pleasant surprise, the room was filled up with the soft melodic voice of Roman.

"He stumbled into faith and thought 'God this is all there is-'"

Roman was cut off by yet another clap of thunder, but from the increasing spaces between the flashes of lights, and how much the volume had decreased, everyone knew the weather was fading. Even still, Roman carried on, because as soon as he started singing he felt Virgil slowly grip his hand back.

"The pictures in his mind arose and began to breathe, and all the gods in all the worlds began colliding on a backdrop of blue.."

As his voice floated through the space around them, Patton slowly managed to shift his body to lay on his back like Deceit, letting Virgil lay on top of his body, wide puppy like eyes staring at Roman as he sang, still gripping his hand without a second thought.

"Blue lips, blue veins" Roman grinned, shuffling closer to Virgil's and Patton's body, sending them both looks of adoration, the mood in the room settling into lovingness, rather than the tense atmosphere that suffocated them earlier. "He took a step but then felt tired, he said, 'I'll rest a little while', but when he tried to walk again, he wasn't a child"

While singing, the thunder did make it's appearance known, but instead of stopping Roman carried on, keeping Virgil's focus on him, not the noises from outside. Patton; still with one arm loosely hanging across Virgil's waist, reached for Deceit's hand that gripped the Dad-like friend's hand back, the two sending each other warm, small smiles. On top of Deceit, Logan was half asleep, drawn into slumber by Roman's soothing voice.

Above him, Deceit used a free hand to brush his hair from his face and place a chaste kiss to his forehead. Patton cooed silently, shifting closer to Deceit to rest his head on his shoulder, turning his attention to Roman who had nearly finished the song.

"Blue lips, blue veins, blue, the color of our planet from far, far away..."

As he finished, one more boom of thunder roared, but it was so far away it might as well as not have happened. Virgil relaxed against Patton's chest, eyes half-lidded as he felt the urge to sleep overcome him. "Thanks, Puppy" Virgil murmured into the darkness, everyone who heard him smiled a small smile, while Roman beamed and leaned closer to kiss his lips gently.

"My pleasure, dearest"

Soon, everyone was asleep, cuddled close on the bed, warmth surrounding their body and their hearts.

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I found the SpongeBob sound track

Like

The theme songs belonging to each character

Fuck Panic.

This is where it's at.

5:02pm