Guess who stayed home from school today? THIS GUY

How many of you have the white background? Or the black one? Or that...piss colour?

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"Logan?"

Patton ignored the call, presuming it was meant for someone else, but a hand landed on his shoulder and spun him around. A man a little taller than himself with purple hair and...royal-esque clothing stared down at him with a slightly shocked expression, his eyes scanning Patton up and down.

"What are you wearing?"

"Uh...What? I'm not-"

"It doesn't matter! We are going to be late!" The man grabbed Pattons hand and dragged him down the street, ignoring the protests from the worried man as he spoke hurrying into a phone.

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"Patton! There you are!"

"Patton?" Logan replied, adjusting his glasses. The man with his bangs covering his eyes rose his eyebrow, giving Logan one look before snorting. "I'm not gonna ask"  he muttered, grabbing Logan's necktie and using it to push him into a car, Logan thoroughly freaked out.

"I do not know who you are-"

"Patton, not now, we'll be late" the man cut him off, driving down the street. Logan gasped, trying to open the door but realising child-lock was on. He grabbed his phone and went to dial someone when the man grabbed it, throwing it into the backseat.

"What are you doing?! Who are you!?" Logan angrily demanded. The dark clothed man chuckled, "Pat, seriously, d'you not remember? Because of the thing you oh-so wanted to go to you can't use your phone, for the entire day"

"I am not Patton!"

"Is this for the thing? Sheesh, I didn't see 'forgetting yourself' in the list...well, you keep it up. And if I have to join in, I'm Virgil" Virgil blasted music and all Logan could do was shrink into his seat in slight fear, staring at the road with 'Virgil' in the corner of his eye.

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Patton stared at the tall building he was dragged to by the overly-worried man. "Where are you taking me-!" Patton yelped, being pushed into the building, heavy doors slamming behind him.

"This is Logan! And I'm Roman" the strange man spoke to a woman who stared at them, confused. Once 'Roman' explained the woman nodded in understanding, telling them where to go while Patton stared on, confused out of his mind.

"I think you've got me mixed up-"

"Logan, this is your big night! Why are you acting so weirdly?"

"Who's..Logan?"

Roman furrowed his eyebrows, staring at Patton with narrowed eyes. "Look. I'm sorry" Roman began, taking one of Pattons hands.

"Yesterday I told you you need to be more...humorous, but I didn't mean it! You don't have to act like this, okay?" Roman smiled, kissing Logan's forehead. "Now, come on! Get ready to show one hundred - or so - people your amazing knowledge on space!"

Patton was once again dragged down the hallway by the excited man, slowly understanding what was going on. Whoever Logan was...he was obviously mixed up with him, do they look similar? How similar do they have to look for this to happen? And...where is Logan?

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"I do not understand, please let me go" Logan begged to Virgil who had him in a tight grip, tugging him up the grass his. "Dude" he huffed, "I know your scared-" he used his full strength and Logan was finally at the top. "But it'll be fine, now go!" Pushing him forward Logan stumbled on the grass, staring at the group of people sitting in a circle, a large - very large - dog laying in the middle, head up, and dark brown eyes staring at Logan in curiosity.

"What is this?" Logan whispered, taking a step back only to bump into virgil. "The thing I watched you sign up for. The...dog ritual thing, I don't know, I told you not to do it but you insisted! So I'm trying to be the better boyfriend-"

"Boyfriend?!" Logan yelled, turning to Virgil who stared back with wide eyes. "I am not your boyfriend! I-I do not even know who you are! Why do you keep calling me Patton?!" He ranted, checking the time on his wrist watch. "The talk is about to start! I am going to be late!"

Virgil stepped up to Logan, taking off his glasses and peering at his face closely. Logan watched his eyes widen with realisation, an embarrassed scarlet blush rising on his cheeks.

"Oh god you're not Patton"

"..." Logan grabbed his glasses, placing them back on his nose. "No, I am Logan" he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I know I should not ask this to my capturer but-"

"Oh my god I am so sorry-...I-I didn't...you...you look so similar!"

"I suppose it is alright. Mistakes happen, but I would appreciate it greatly if you drove me to-"

"Y-yes! Of course, again dude, I'm really sorry-"

"It is fine" Logan paused, placing a hand on the mans shoulder. "Breathe" he spoke softly, quietly watching the man shake in obvious embarrassment and hidden fear? Did he think Logan would call the police?

"I'm sorry" Virgil whimpered, covering his face. "I didn't-"

"Calm down" Logan cut him off, "like I stated prior, it is alright. Just breathe, in and out" once Virgil slowly calmed down they walked to his car, Logan deciding to drive for the still shaken up man. "Here" Virgil handed Logan his phone. "I cannot phone and drive, will you call my boyfriend? His name is Roman in my contacts"

"Uh...sure" Virgil scrolled down to 'R' and phoned him, fiddling with his sleeves as he listened to the ringing...

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Patton stared dry-mouth at the people sitting in front of the stage he was currently frozen on. He didn't know the first thing about space! He could barely recite all nine planets! Gulping in air, he chuckled a little awkwardly, turning to the picture of the galaxy behind him, he honestly didn't know.

"So...uh...um" he cleared his throat, a blush rising his cheeks. "Look at all those...stars" he waved somewhat towards the picture, tensing up. "Pretty" he grimaced, not daring to look at the faces of the crowed. "I thought you said this guy was smart" he heard a whisper, making his throat tighten. Whoever this 'Logan' man was, he was ruining it all for him. Think of something, Patton, quick!

"Okay" he whispered, clasping his hands. "Space is...big, and wonderful, and...full of unanswerable questions. It's home to our planet, our neighbouring planets, maybe even aliens!" He blabbered, watching people's face slowly contort from confusion and boredom to a little interested.

"Heh...a little nervous, sorry" he chuckled, glancing at Roman who stared at his phone, confusion warping his features. He left the room, so Patton slowly carried on.

"Who is this?" Roman whispered, standing in the hallway.

"Uh..Virgil"

"How do you have Logan's phone?"

"He gave it to me, look-"

"Gave it to you? But he is on stage right now"

Virgil paused, colour draining from his face. "Patton" he whispered, turning to Logan. "I know what happened, Roman has Patton and I have you...we...swapped, accidentally" Virgil explained to Logan before quickly returning to the protective man on the phone.

"So...the man on stage...isn't Logan?" Roman whispered after Virgil explained the entire situation, peeking through the doors, he knew this 'Patton' guy will run out of things to say due to his presumed little knowledge on space. "No, Logan is driving to...where-ever right now"

"Ah...shit, put it on speaker" Roman demanded, Virgil instantly doing so.

"Roman?"

"Logan! Aha...not to alarm you but Patton is talking for you! Get here quick! He barely knows anything!" Logan groaned, picking up his speed. Virgil chewed his nails, holding the phone up in his other hand, barely listening to the conversation between the two fretting boyfriends. 

"Here!" Logan screeched to a halt outside of the building.

"Wait...were you driving?" Roman almost yelled.

"Yes" Logan replied, jumping out of the car, Virgil quickly following behind. "You can't drive!" Roman retorted, shock shooting through Virgil who glared at Logan. "You can't drive?!"

"Look, at that point neither could you!" Logan protested, trying to defend himself as they walked through the smart building. "Is he still on- Roman!" Logan rushed to the man down the hallway, Virgil watched him being pulled into a tight hug by the taller man.

Hanging up, Virgil squeezed past and into the room, seeing his Patton standing on stage awkwardly, resolving into space related puns.

"Get in here" Virgil hissed to Logan who broke away from Roman and dashed inside.

Roman and Virgil glanced at each other, then at Logan, then at Patton, back to Logan, to Patton...that carried on for awhile. "Okay, you can't blame us" Roman stated, jutting his hip out. "You are basically twins!"

"I did not have siblings, it could be a Doppelgänger-"

"Orrr" Roman grinned, "your parents separated you at birth! Could this be the reunion of a long lost sibling relationship?!"

Logan stared at Roman until he frowned, ducking his head down. "Sorry..."

"He is making a fool of him- of me!" Logan finally returned to the matter at hand, running down the isle between the chairs and jumping onto stage, ignoring the crowds gasp. "Who are you? LOGAN! OH GOD!" Patton went to hug him before realising he didn't even know the man. Spinning around he dashed of stage behind the curtain, leaving a blushing Logan on stage.

"Sorry about that..."

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"I can't believe I mixed you up!" Roman sighed, hugging Logan from behind, kissing his head. Logan rolled his eyes fondly, still giddy from his extraordinary speech about space, his beaming proud smile made Roman swoon as the crowed cheered and clapped.

"Neither can I" Virgil sighed, smiling a little as Patton hugged and kissed him sweetly. "It's okay, Angel! We look really alike! Isn't that nifty?" He grinned at Logan who shrugged, "I suppose...actually" Logan began, staring at the two. "What was that...dog...thing?"

"Oh!" Patton grinned, "a group of people who make dog statues!"

"Wait, that dog was not real?" Logan replied, Virgil looking as astonished as he did. Patton nodded, laughing at a confused Roman. "Yup! Cool, huh?"

"Not as cool as you twins!" Roman smiled, changing into a new topic. "Roman, we are not twins-"

"You could be!" he insisted, taking off Logan's necktie and putting it around Pattons neck instead, moving the cat-cardigan from Pattons shoulders and placing it neatly on Logan.

"Stand next to each other!" He grinned, too into this whole look alike thing. Logan sighed while Patton agreed happily, jumping next to Logan. "Who's who?" He chuckled, sending a smirk to Virgil who rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.

"The one with emotions is mine" he replied, gesturing to a laughing Patton.

Roman gasped, "mine has emotions!"

"Are we objects, now?" But it was no use, Roman and Virgil had fallen into a non-serious argument. Patton giggled, tugging Logan away into a walk.

"This is so cool! We could fool so many people! Like the twins from that movie!"

"The shining" Logan chuckled, turning his head to see Virgil and Roman still blabbering.

"Yeah! But...scaring people isn't nice" Patton frowned, a few seconds later becoming happy again. Logan stared at him, shaking his head.

"We may look the same, but we are completely different"