"No, Logan stop crying-"

"I CAN'T!" Logan cried, falling onto Patton. "Why is it so hard to control the emotions!?"

"Hurry up and learn! I don't like crying all the time!" Thomas sobbed

Patton sighed and held Logan up straight, staring at him directly in the eyes. "Logan, control your crying...think happy thoughts"

Logan sniffled and thought of Patton, of how bubbly and adorable and happy he was all the time, soon he began to smile and the crying stopped.

Thomas sighed, rubbing his tears away. "Finally"

"What did you think about?" Patton asked, smiling slightly. "You" Logan blurted making both of them blush.

"How do you control yourself so easily, Pat?" Thomas inquired, Patton shrugged and fixed his glasses. "Logan is or was the smartest, with his smart brain I easily figured out how to use it. In the beginning it was hard to not spurt random facts"

Logan chuckled, still thinking about Patton, happy thoughts.

Meanwhile Roman was trying to control Virgil while also trying to stop himself from having another panic attack.

"How about we fight some dragons?! I feel like saving a princess or two! Or a Prince! With my amazing skills and complexion they'll love me instantly!-"

"Virgil shut up-"

Virgil gasped, "I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA-"

"You've been having "amazing ideas" for the past five minutes! None of them have been amazing!" Roman shut him down, pulling Virgils arm for him to sit. Virgil huffed dramatically, dropping the sword and groaning.

"You never let me have fuuun!"

"You need to control my creativeness, idiot" Roman sighed, closing his eyes and controlling his breathing which was starting to go short.

Virgil sighed, "how?" He mumbled, spreading his limbs out like a star fish. "All I can think of his creative ideas!"

"Then stop!"

"How do I stop!?"

"Uh, just stop" Roman shrugged, scratching his neck.

"It's that simple, huh?" Virgil sighed and closed his eyes, focusing on anything else but creativeness. His or Romans brain that he was controlling thought of Roman, Virgil just thought because his brain is still technically Romans it was thinking about himself, little did he know he was the one wanting to think of Roman.

"I think..I have it" Virgil mumbled, reopening his eyes and sitting up to look at Roman who had his eyes closed and hands clenched. "Roman? You okay?"

"Yeah...m'fine" He brushed it off, breathing in deeply.

"I can't stop being panic-y" Roman sighed, shuffling closer to
Virgil for more comforting contact.

"Ah, that problem" Virgil snaked an arm around him. "Try not to think bad thoughts, I know that would be pretty impossible but think of anything that will calm you down, me maybe" Virgil smiled.

Roman nodded and leaned his head on his shoulder, closing his eyes and forcing Virgils brain to push all the bad thoughts away and think of Virgil and Virgil only. His cute little laughs, his adorable small smiles, how he secretly loves hugs...Roman started to smile and hugged Virgil tighter, which made Virgil smile broaden and hug him back.

Thomas - now that his sides were mostly in control - felt normal again, he smiled slightly but sighed, if only he knew of a way to change them back.

"What do we do now?" Logan asked, sitting up straight next to Patton. Thomas shrugged and glanced at the other two who shrugged as well.

"I guess you...guys should get used to living like this, it might not be changing back for along time" Thomas gave them sad smiles.

"I'm sorry" he added.

"It is quite alright, Thomas" Patton said. "Yeah! It's not your fault, kiddo!" Logan reassured, "oh no I said kiddo...I swear if I make one Dad joke"

"I could get used to this, it's nice to actually like myself" Virgil smirked.

"I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!" Logan screamed. Roman flinched at the loud noise but calmed down when Virgils arms tightened their grip on him.

"Do not worry, you ball of fears" Roman chuckled softly, sending Virgil a small smile.

The sides didn't do much, now that they have themselves mostly under control what could they do? They all like to do different things but it feels weird, they still want to do what they used to do but now they would find it boring.

"Maybe a movie?" Roman offered, moving out of the hug so he was sitting next to Virgil, their arms were touching and that was enough comfort for him.

"No, anything but. I really don't want to sing" Virgil denied, shaking his head.

"I have a fun idea!" Thomas spoke up.

"What is it, Thomas?" Patton asked, curious. "You all describe the days of the week as if they were humans!" He grinned.

"Really?" Patton said

"Is that the best you can come up with?" Virgil commented. "You can't think of anything better, Mr. Creative side?" Virgil stuck Romans tongue out at him and Thomas did the same back.

"I'll do Monday!" Logan grinned, thinking for a few seconds. "They are...really grumpy most of the time and lazy but if you spend enough time with them you realise they aren't that bad!" Logan smiled. "Looks like someone has the case of the Mondays!" He added and frowned after. "I hate myself"

"Of course he would make Monday out to be a good guy" Roman snorted.

"What's their gender?" Thomas asked, Logan hummed. "Male!"

"Who's doing Tuesday?"

"If I must I will do Tuesday" Patton spoke up, "Tuesday is...the type of person who is misunderstood, for example when they are not there you expect them to be boring and horrible but when they are there, figuratively speaking, they are actually quite fun"

"Aw, sweet! What's their gender? Or they might not have one" Thomas shrugged, smiling.

"They can be female" Patton smiled back.

"I shall to Wednesday!" Virgil declared loudly. "Hmm, Wednesday is the type of person you would take for granted, here me out! When they're with you they're fine, you expect them to be there with you and your friends but when they're not their you kind of miss them, they're always the...middle guy" Virgil shrugged, grinning.

"And they shall be Non-Binary!" He added.

"I guess I'll do Thursday" Roman sighed, titling his head back and pondering. "Thursday can be the person that thinks they are hated by everyone, they don't do much because of that when really everyone finds them to be a good person" He moved his mouth left to right. "And they can be male, I guess"

"Aw! See! This is fun!" Thomas smiled at Patton who only rolled his eyes.

"Can I do Friday?" Thomas asked, the others nodded and he hummed. "Friday is that person you don't see all day! They only come out when it's late and when there's a party, it can be a party lasting to the early hours of the next morning or a really good one hour party! They're always fun to be around but don't go to them if you ever need comforting" Thomas chuckled on the end.

"Oh and they can be Non-Binary"

"Obviously Friday is the party goer" Roman chuckled. "Can I do Saturday?" Logan asked with a wide smile. "Go ahead!"

"Saturday is a girl! She likes to go out all day to do...anything really! Amusement parks! Parties! Walking around town! As long as she is with her friends and not inside she will do anything!" Logan exclaimed with a giggle.

"That's sweet" Thomas smiled. Logan smiled back and shuffled so he was sitting on Pattons lap, his back resting on his chest. Patton sighed but moved his arms around his waist, pulling him closer.

"I SHALL DO SUNDAY!" Virgil shouted, Roman flinched and glared at him but it held no anger.

"Sunday is a boy and a girl, he mostly likes to relax all day, she can be the type of person who you can talk to about anything with, or he can watch movies with you all day without having to talk about anything! She is caring and will make sure his/her friends are always okay!" He finished, throwing his arms up.

"Welp that was fun" Roman mumbled.

"Wasn't it!" Thomas smiled. It was getting late so the sides decided to go to bed, they didn't want to go back to their rooms just yet so they shared the couch while Thomas went up to bed.

The next morning Thomas woke up to yells.

"I AM ME AGAIN!" Roman was the first to shout, jumping up and patting himself down, brushing his hair to the side. "MY FABULOUS SELF IS BACK! OH HOW I MISSED MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!" He kissed as much of his body he could reach and Virgil grumbled.

"Oh yay, my bad thoughts, how I missed those" Roman frowned and picked Virgil up in his arms. "You know I know what you think of, you have some bad things up there" Roman tapped Virgils head.

"Promise to talk to me if you ever feel bad?" Virgil sighed but nodded, Roman smiled and kissed his cheek. "I also know you really like hugs"

"No-"

Roman hugged him tightly and Virgil couldn't help but hug back, hiding his face in Romans neck.

"LOGAN! I'M ME AGAIN! I CAN FEEL EMOTIONS! AHHHH I'M SO HAPPY!" Patton cried tears of joy while continuously kissing Logan's face.

"Ugh, Patton!" He grumbled, pushing him back by his shoulders. Pattons grin made Logan smile slightly. "It feels good to not have emotions" he smiled.

"You sure?" Patton titled his head and Logan shrugged.

"I must admit it was nice...if I ever need emotions I will come to you, I trust you would help me?" Patton nodded and leaned down, kissing his lips softly.

Thomas stumbled down the stairs and saw two sides kissing and the other two hugging. He smiled, crossing his arms. Oh how he loved his sides. (Platonically)

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I did it! Weird conversation in the middle, I know, I couldn't think of anything else haha

How would you describe the days of the week as humans?

Anyway! Thanks for reading!