(GUYS HEATHERS IS ON NETFLIX HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS! IT'S NOT THE MUSICAL BUT STILL I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW IT!!) 

Requested by @FlossyMoss   

Logan walked into the kitchen, smiling as he opened his Crofters fruit spread, he loved everything about it. The look, the smell, the taste. He put two pieces of bread in the toaster and leaned against the counter as he waited. "Hello, Logan!" Roman said as he entered the room,  opening a box of Lucky Charms that was placed on top of the fridge. "Salutations," Logan mumbled, staring at the toaster. "Would you like me to make you some coffee?" Roman asked, rinsing out the coffee pot. "That would be nice, thank you," Logan said, remembering to grab a butter knife from the drawer he was leaning against. "Excuse me, I need a spoon," Roman said, grabbing a spoon from the same drawer. 

 "So, how has your morning gone?" Roman asked, walking over to the table, putting a mouthful of cereal in his mouth. "Well, no puns, stupid ideas, childish actions, or blood has showed up yet so, quiet well, yours?" Logan asked, taking the toast out of the toaster and setting it on his plate, spreading his favorite spread onto the boring toast. 

"You have that stuff every morning, don't you ever get bored of it?" Roman asked, watching as Logan put three tons worth of it on each piece. "Unlikely," Logan said through a mouthful of toast. "Logan, you my friend, have a small-no, scratch that, you have a huge addiction," Roman said, shaking his head. "Is that a problem? Is it harming you?" Logan asked, not liking the way Roman was talking about his wonderful spread. "Well, no, but-" Roman was cut off. "Well then nothing, I'll stick to my breakfast and you stick to yours," Logan said, pouring himself a cup of the freshly brewed coffee. 

"Ok, I was just-" "Just nothing," Logan said, taking another bite, setting his plate and coffee mug on the table. Roman finished his cereal and put his bowl in the sink, "I'll take care of it later," Roman mumbled, walking out of the kitchen. "Morning, Logan!" Patton said cheerfully, putting some bread in the toaster. "Good morning, Patton," Logan said, taking another mouthful of bread. "I don't know about you but I'm bready for some good ol' toast!" Patton said, smiling. "I swear, if you start making a bunch of bread or toast puns I will punch you," Logan mumbled, not  wanting to deal with puns this early in the morning. "I bread your pardon?" Patton asked, pretending to be offended. 

Logan groaned while Patton chuckled to himself, putting his toast on his plate, about to reach for the fruit spread. "What are you doing?" Logan asked, teleporting so that he was behind Patton. "Ahh! Logan," Patton said, turning around, not expecting him to scare him. ""Yes, it's me. Why are you touching my fruit spread? More importantly my Crofters fruit spread?" Logan asked, crossing his arms. "I was going to use some on my toast, but there is close to none left, it was half full! Logan, how much did you use?" Patton asked, setting the jar down. Logan looked to the side, "Not much," he lied. 

 "Well, your buying the next jar," Patton said, grabbing his toast and reaching for the peanut butter instead. "Couldn't think of a better thing to use my money on," Logan said, putting his plate away to head to his room, writing the next script for the video. 

(This is supposed to be a crack fic, I haven't heard of that so I hope I did good...I honestly love writing Patton bits because I get to search up a bunch of puns and it's great xD) 

( I did not re-publish Lectures, I just made a few changes, you don't have to look at it...but like everytime I see it I cringe lol...?)