I regret all of my decisions in life that have led me down this path. Why does this happen? Why am I here? And what in the WORLD is happening?

So, now that I have that out of the way:

Hi!

Long time no talk. It's been a couple of days (four to be exact). And some things have gone down (not in my actual life. I am doing well).

What has been going down, you ask, staring down at me from that roof over there, like a vulture?

Well, one thing has gone on and... that... thing... is...

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Killing Stalking. 

It's Killing Stalking.

I have finished season 1 and let me say, that was a crazy season.

Like, good Lord, Koogi. What are you doing?

The finale still has me quaking.

(I'm going to try and play the pronoun game for this one but there still may be spoilers.) 

Like, I feel bad for them but at the same time, I fell a lot worse for him. Like, I am so sorry, my guy.

That was a chaotic finale but I will say that it was really good. Truly my only criticism is that I want a better understanding of Sangwoo and Bum's relationship. But that just may be me taking a really strong interest in characters and how they interact with each other.

But now onto the jokes! I have a lot more now that I have read so many chapters (21 to be exact).

(Let me rephrase, they are sort of jokes, sort of just things I find funny (humor is subjective, as you hopefully know).)

-Trash Apron

-His friend group is about a bad as the trash apron

-Laila keeps making fun of Seungbae and saying that she doesn't like him and that worried me

-I have legitimate reasons to believe that Bum is Harry Potter (I'm looking at you chapter 13)

(Also, when I was spelling Harry Potter in the text I sent Laiya, I spelled it as Harrybl Potter, such as Harry BL Potter, and that made me mad. But also added more evidence to my take. (If you understand, you understand))

-Mobility is nota always good because sometimes you fall flat on your face

-The eclipses

-Also, I have realized that I should be a voice actor because I was so great at voice acting that old guy (I totally did not make him sound like Mickey Mouse)

-You know, Seungbae, maybe Sangwoo just has disembodied feet with bandages on it because he's a cosplayer. Like, I'm just saying

-How Bum had his foot out in Chapter 12 is how Laila has her foot out when she falls on her face, I guess (don't ask me)

-B I N G O  B I N G O  B I N G O  AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME

-So Laila just straight up says that the black box footage could just be a small little fight that they had. nO Laila, nO

-So Laila was wondering about why the bathroom thing happened with that one dude (who's name I have forgotten), and she has no idea what's going to happen in Chapter 16

-We ended up talking about how Michael in the Bathroom could lead to a worse (?) reading experience. And I just ended up saying that instead of Michael in the Bathroom it should be Yoon Bum in the basement and that's just so funny to me

-I have no clue why I said this, but I said: "Take it back now y'all". I'll try and figure out why

-So as friends, we both know our addresses and we have a running joke that she's going to come to my house someday and that I have an attic and I am still slightly concerned about this, Laila

-The New Year's special is just me with my characters, not going to lie

-I'm going to quote a text that I said and I will now say that no truer words have ever been spoken.

"Right now I am chilling with Koogi, but I know that once I reach Chapter 15, I won't be chilling anymore."

And then I said while reading chapter 15: "Nah, koogi is pretty great. 

She's just killing my soul most of the time."

-STOP

KISSING

HIM

^Laila and I both agree with this

-That went from one to a solid 50 real fast

-Oh (not his name), I will say that I have seen so many girls with the bi haircut™ and I'm just saying, it is okay to be you

-My very confused thoughts about Jiuen. Like, I love her but then she says something rude but then she's nice but then she's not. There were a lot of texts about that (I still like her hair)

-A new point of view honestly just means that a character will die

-I kept saying Abort Mission whenever Jiuen said something slightly incriminating

-When Jiuen took his coffee cup and then though, "I want to get a taste of you.

But not in that way."

I asked, "Cannibalism?"

-Laila and I have another running joke about how both airplanes are bad and so are bathrooms (and airplane bathrooms are the worse thing in the world. They are the children of airplanes and bathrooms and that's just 10 times worse.)

-When Snagwoo gets really worried about losing him and then punches the pole and sees a certain someone. That wasn't a fun scene, I'm just saying.

-Also, this is from season 2 but I will say that the resemblance of clothes between his clothes and her clothes are so uncanny and I really don't like that

-Let me just say that Snagwoo's insults are absolute crap. Like this guy be like "What are you? An ostrich?" Boi, add a little flair to it, like, "What are you? An ostrich on a roof at high noon?" 

Does it make sense? No. But that's the point. Come on man.

-We have resorted to calling gore scenes 'airplane scenes' and those scenes™ bathroom scenes

I hope to refer to all of these types of scenes like this from here on out

-He ran into my knife ten times!

-CARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

-When I say a character is going to die, I mean a character is going to die (and I am right!)

-Bum's song is Share Your Address. Change my mind-

And that should be it. (Do tell me, though, Laila, if I have missed any.)

(This is for Laila's eyes only, so if you aren't her, don't read this and just skip to the next paragraph.) I have proof that they eat at a reasonable time. I have receipts, Laila. I have receipts. So you better watch your back because I have photographic evidence to prove that they don't eat at 10:00 o'clock and instead at 7 or 8.

This book has been very good and I am excited to read more, I just have to let Laila catch up.

I hope this chapter was pretty funny. I'll try my best to update my thoughts on the book as I go along.

Also, for the other book that I am writing (the one with a plot), I am going to try and write Chapter 4 soon. I just had to take a break from it for a bit since I am doing other things (like learning Japanese and reading Killing stalking). But! Laila and I want to write again, soon (we write are books at the same time). So we may do that in a couple of weeks. Thank you for being very patient with me (and Laila)!

Also, I am excited for my Birthday soon! Another year closer to life and another year closer to death. Fun!

"To assert dominance, you just have to call someone by their legal names (but no deadnames, cause then it's not asserting dominance, you're just being rude)."

Last, of all, I am happy to announce that I now have 10 heys!!!! Yay! Once I am done reading this, I will try and compile them all into a chapter.

I hope everyone is doing well. You guys are all so awesome. And you should remember that!

Love you my peeps~ (I know the tilde usually scares me, Laila, you don't have to ask why I'm using it. I don't know why either.)